Please. You don’t have ‘HATERS’. You’re not important enough. People dislike you simply because you’re a loudmouthed asshole. So shut up.
Why does everyone love me so much?
via Yahoo Answers
“Why I am awesome:
I feel as though:
If there was a God, I’d be his favorite.
If unicorns were real, they’d search for me as the mythical beast.
If Chuck Norris was at my house, he’d be making jokes about how awesome I am.
If a seeing person could see me, they’d go blind. And if I touched a blind man, he could see. But once he saw me, he’d be blind again.
If I was to get hit by a car, the car would merely split where it touched me.
If the sun was to consume earth, I would be the last survivor out in space.“
There is a reason I don’t hang out at Facebook all that much, you know…
Now That’s What I Call Emo : YouTube Edition (another emo video)
Hey emo kids, spin those grins into frowns with “Now That’s What I Call Emo : YouTube Edition!”
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