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From AP Top Strange News At 5:51 p.m. EST –Pa. woman, daughter hold signs admitting theft:
“BEDFORD, Pa. (AP) — In exchange for no jail time, a woman and her adult daughter have agreed to stand outside a Pennsylvania courthouse holding signs saying they stole a gift card from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday….
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From AP Top Strange News At 5:50 p.m. EDT –Bear Run! Black bear chills in Wis. beer cooler:
“HAYWARD, Wis. (AP) — Shoppers in a Wisconsin grocery store got an unexpected surprise when a 125-pound black bear wandered inside and headed straight for the beer cooler….”
From AP Top Strange News At 5:27 p.m. EDT -Cops: Mass. man shots neighbor in leaf-dump fight:
“BOSTON (AP) — A man pleaded not guilty to armed assault with intent to murder after police said he shot his neighbor over a leaf-dumping dispute. Christopher Leonard was released Monday on $20,000 bail following his arraignment in Quincy District Court. Police said the 38-year-old shot his neighbor John Rota in the stomach Friday when they got into an argument over the disposal of leaves near their Randolph homes….”
From AP Top Strange News At 3:52 a.m. EDT –New mom leaves N.D. hospital with the wrong baby:
“WILLISTON, N.D. (AP) — A hospital in northwestern North Dakota is investigating how the mother of a newborn went home with the wrong baby….
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Whoops…
From TrendHunter.com – Celebrity News –Celeb Lookalike Sperm Donors – CCB Donor Helps You Make Your Own Celebribabies (GALLERY):
“ (TrendHunter.com) Want your baby to look like your favorite celebrity? From Conan O?Brien to Kurt Cobain and the Jonas Brothers, CCB Donor Look-a-Likes is for you.
The organization classifies sperm donors by what celebrities…
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From TrendHunter.com – Market Trends –Nude Business Boosters – Credit-Crunched Design Company Tries ‘Naked Friday’:
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(TrendHunter.com) During the recession, companies are looking for efficient solutions to survive the downward economy. In Newcastle upon Tyne, England, a boss at a design and marketing company launched a strategy which…
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Ya know… at most of the jobs I worked, I would have preferred some employees kept their clothes ON. thankyouverymuch.
From TrendHunter.com – Cool Websites and Internet Culture –Extreme Internet Censorship – “Green Dam of China” Declares Johnny Depp Obscene (GALLERY):
“ (TrendHunter.com) China has decided that Johnny Depp is apparently ‘obscene’ material alongside Paris Hilton and Garfield. A new program called Green Dam of China is to be downloaded automatically on to all new PCs after…
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From TrendHunter.com – Viral Humor and Comedy –Halloween Mugshots – Criminals Caught in the Act While in Costume (GALLERY):
“ (TrendHunter.com) Everyone loves to look at a good mugshot (celebrity or not). The pictures in this gallery are a special breed of mugshot – criminals caught in the act while in costume.
All of the unfortunate souls pictured…
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From AP Top Strange News At 10 a.m. EDT –Some Calif. kids may get 34 extra school days:
“CHINO, Calif. (AP) — Summer is going to be a lot shorter for hundreds of elementary school students in two Southern California communities….”
From TrendHunter.com – Viral Humor and Comedy –Ridiculous Self-Shots – GuysWithiPhones.com Captures Snaps of Macho Men (GALLERY):
“ (TrendHunter.com) It?s difficult to tell whether these guys love themselves or their iPhones more. But next in the line of single-serving websites is GuysWithiPhones.com. Yes, there is a GirlsWithiPhones.com, too!
Both?”
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