Aw man… MySpace wont let me revive old mass emails tonight. What’s a bored gOdOfMiScHiEf to do???

…stop laughing because I turn my head askew like a dog when someone says or does something stupid.

I have been banned from eBay.

Apparently, a rat and a plastic tube does not constitute a Do-It-Yourself abortion kit.

I just learned that a census taker’s vision is motion-based. If you don’t move, they don’t see you hiding behind the couch.

Unfortunately this doesn’t work on Jehovah’s Witnesses, Bill Collectors, or Dog the Bounty Hunter. But when I figure that out, I will keep you posted. 😉

… we have a surprise for the studio audience today… look under your seats… IT’S A BOMB!

From AP Top Strange News At 9:22 p.m. EDT –Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy:

“DULUTH, Minn. (AP) — A Minnesota man has pleaded guilty to driving his motorized La-Z-Boy chair while drunk. A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left a bar in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers….”

From AP Top Strange News At 4:41 p.m. EDT –SD town gets rid of 44 tons of stinking bison meat:

“BRIDGEWATER, S.D. (AP) — Behind the freezer doors at a meat plant mysteriously abandoned by its owner, the 44 tons of bison meat managed to hold its own for months, masked by the brutal chill of two South Dakota winters….”

From AP Top Strange News At 2:15 p.m. EDT –Deputies: Banana used as gun in holdup, then eaten:

“WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. (AP) — Authorities in North Carolina say a store owner and a patron thwarted a teen accused of trying to carry out a robbery by concealing a banana beneath his shirt to resemble a gun…

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