Sometimes, I…

Sometimes, I like to put crushed egg shells under my pillow in the hopes I will get a visit from the Bacon Fairy.

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Did you hear about the guy who…

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now. ๐Ÿ˜€

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Hi! Welcome to the ‘Coping with Alzheimer’s’ Website.

Please enter your 16-digit user code to continue… ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Make Your Own Online Girlfriend

Yes, a make-believe girlfriend interested in a hot cyber romance with you and flaunting it all over your wall. That will shut up all those people calling you a “LOSER” on Facebook *snicker*

Relationship Status: It's complicated, with Kelly LeBrockWill Cloud Girlfriend Fake It On Your Facebook Wall?
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Cloud Girlfriend promises to post things on your Facebook wall to make it look like youโ€™re not single.

The official website defines Cloud Girlfriend as โ€œthe social network girlfriend,โ€ asking visitors for their email addresses to be notified of the launch…
www.cloudgirlfriend.com/
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Try it. We can’t have people on Facebook thinking you’re lonely and desperate, can we? ๐Ÿ˜€

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Weekend Plans

I’m going out clubbing this weekend. Iโ€™m going to beat my record of 10 baby seals.

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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[Graphics Tutorial] Make a Celtic Knot With the Shape Builder Tool

From Tutorialized.com – Latest Tutorial Listings For 2D Graphics
Make a Celtic Knot With the Shape Builder Tool:

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Adobe Illustrator TutorialAs we demonstrate in this video clip, the Shape Builder makes quick work of a complex Celtic knot…
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Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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RT @TehEvilPenguin: has return…

RT @TehEvilPenguin: has returned! http://tehevilpenguin.blog.com. Getting the classics up, new content to be dished out by August!

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Here’s a Good One…

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Good Times, Noodle Salad…

Have you ever made fun of someone so much, you felt you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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To Err is Human…

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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