Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS, when the first thing I had to do tonite was stand up and say, ‘My name is Eric and I’m an alcoholic’?
Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS?
One time in Atlantic City…
One time in Atlantic City, I got kicked out of a casino for misunderstanding the use of a crap table.
Don’t judge me. :p
Like the Wrath of God
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Tweet The Caption
Macchiavellian Olympic Hopeful
I used to play sports. Then I found out you can buy trophies.
Now I’m good at everything. 😀
Girlfriends are like credit cards…
Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can’t get one unless you already have one.
No really it’s true.
HELL YEAH!!! Turn this UP!
Ozzy Osbourne – Let Me Hear You Scream
Music video by Ozzy Osbourne performing Let Me Hear You Scream. (C) 2010 Sony Music Entertainment
I finally broke down…
I finally broke down and sent this off to my ex:
“I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.” 😀
Hey, want to make $1,000 a day?
Hey, want to make $1,000 a day?
Yeah, me too.
This link wont help, but it’s my website and it’s filled with goofiness. http://ericbrooks.com
LOL WUT?
I just tried to join a Tourette’s Facebook Group, but they told me to F**K off.
