Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can’t get one unless you already have one.
No really it’s true.
Girlfriends are like credit cards…
HELL YEAH!!! Turn this UP!
Ozzy Osbourne – Let Me Hear You Scream
Music video by Ozzy Osbourne performing Let Me Hear You Scream. (C) 2010 Sony Music Entertainment
I finally broke down…
I finally broke down and sent this off to my ex:
“I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.” 😀
Hey, want to make $1,000 a day?
Hey, want to make $1,000 a day?
Yeah, me too.
This link wont help, but it’s my website and it’s filled with goofiness. http://ericbrooks.com
LOL WUT?
I just tried to join a Tourette’s Facebook Group, but they told me to F**K off.
Only the Coroner Will Know For Sure
My doctor told me I need to lose weight, and I said I want a second opinion.
So he told me I’m a douchebag too.
Oh, Sorry Republicans…
Oh sorry Republicans, it was just a false alarm. #SYKE http://t.co/f2vFWXU
Nope. Nothing “remotely amusing at all” getting a bunch of people's hopes up, so partisan that the death of a president would make them happy, and it all being a practical joke by hackers. 😀
Really, people…
RT @foxnewspolitics: BREAKING …
RT @foxnewspolitics: BREAKING NEWS: President @BarackObama assassinated, 2 gunshot wounds have proved too much. It’s a sad 4th for #amer …
#fatpeoplenightmares – Putting…
#fatpeoplenightmares – Putting their bra on backwards… and it fits better.
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-03
Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom
- The one thing I hate most about office parties is looking for a new job the next day. 🙁 #
- Photo: Either all my ex-girlfriends are more skilled at stalking than I am, or NONE of them ever bothered to… http://tumblr.com/xjh3aact18 #
- I used to play sports. Then I found out you can by trophies. Now I'm good at everything. 😀 #
- Iwonderifanyoneknowswhatthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor? #
- You know you have a drinking problem when you wake up to a blender in bed with you… and you get nervous. #
- Good for musical hopefuls, but for the 600 million folks w… http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/02/justin-timberlake-myspace_n_889287.html #
- I haven't seen a single squirrel since that "Rapture" supposedly happened. Nobody panic. It's probably just a coincidence. #
- Good morning. I see the assassins have failed. #
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