What? Fill Snooki’s pickle jars with urine?
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. 😀
Hellooooo from the Jersey Shore…
I Think I Have an Image Problem…
I think I have an image problem and people think I’m a douche.
I’ve been called “Mr. Massengill” by three different people today. :/
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-24
Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom
- I just realized I haven’t said a f**ked up thing all day. I will make up for this tomorrow, my friends. #
- And a special ‘HELLO’ to new follower, @KegelPrincess – you DEFINITELY have my attention now… 😀 #
- WOW… juries are filled with evil lil’ old ladies looking to stick it to someone even worse than I do. What is WRONG with this world???? #
- Photo: Yeah, normally about this time, I would post some update on how the revamping of… http://tumblr.com/xjh3lmv3zx #
- In the Land of the Heat Wave, the Neighbor with the Swimming Pool is King. #
- I think it’s insulting for a pretty woman to think talking to them online means we want pu**y. Sometimes we’re just looking for blowjobs. #
- Before anyone questions my Search history, let me explain: I am doing research for my new book about ‘Barely Legal Pygmy Whores’, okay? #
- On a roll 2day! RT @Donkey_Sosa: Am I the only one who felt that the anal fisting scene in the new Winnie the Pooh movie was in poor taste? #
- Aw crap… my Google+ invitation was in my jeans in the wash. Now what? 🙁 #
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4UrViewingPleasure – Into You
HAWT! 4UrViewingPleasure is back with a vengeance… this one is steamy and a prelude to her next blog… (18+ only)
Into You « Sherry Kelly
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“Quiet and illicit whispers fill my head,
twisted within your addicting kiss.
Palms pressed together in a frenzied lust,
Sex mixed with love and need.
Arching and writhing beneath your weight,
your mouth devouring my soul entirely.
”
My Google+ Invitation…
Aw crap… my Google+ invitation was in my jeans in the wash.
Now what? 🙁
On a Roll 2day!
On a roll 2day! RT @Donkey_Sosa: Am I the only one who felt that the anal fisting scene in the new Winnie the Pooh movie was in poor taste?
Before anyone questions my Search History…
Let me explain:
I am doing research for my new book about ‘Barely Legal Pygmy Whores’, okay?
I think it’s insulting!
I think it’s insulting for a pretty woman to think us guys talking to them online means we only want pu**y.
Sometimes we’re just looking for blowjobs. 😀
In the Land of the Heat Wave, …
In the Land of the Heat Wave, the Neighbor with the Swimming Pool is King.
