WHUZZUP!

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

Posted on Thursday April 28, 2011Sunday May 8, 2011 by Eric Brooks

All I need to do is flash my work ID and I can get into any military installation, Gov’t building, or gay bar http://twitpic.com/4qpifl

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Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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YAWN I’m exhausted.

Posted on Wednesday April 27, 2011Wednesday April 27, 2011 by Eric Brooks

I was up all night cramming for the big Drug Test today.

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Finally, I can be understood!

Posted on Wednesday April 27, 2011Monday May 16, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Have you ever wanted to make your own “____ for Dummies” cover?

Eric Brooks for Dummies
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Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED!

Posted on Monday April 25, 2011Wednesday April 27, 2011 by Eric Brooks

It’s not what you think. You will be pleasantly surprised. I promise.

No Fat Chicks
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"This site is my gift to ALL the beautiful women in my life who have struggled to find a voice in a sea of skinny bitches and diet yada yada yada. I created this site to share, experience, encourage, and push one another."

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Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Infomercials Gone Wild

Posted on Monday April 25, 2011Monday April 25, 2011 by Eric Brooks

WOO HOO! I finally got my package of “Dehydrated Water” I ordered in the mail.

Now what do I mix it with?

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-24

Posted on Sunday April 24, 2011Monday April 25, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom

I'm not sure about much these days, but after just seeing an Angel with my own eyes… I am sure they are real. #

If you have so much free time that you post in all of the trending topics just to be noticed, then #YouDeserveToBeSingle (yes, I know.) #

#RelationshipTip101 – When I borrow money, and giggle when you ask "when am I getting it back?", it was probably just a tickle in my throat. #

#RelationshipTip101 – When I tell you I love you, and you hear a woman in the background. It's prolly just the maid in this motel. Honest! #

#RelationshipTip101 – If a MAN ever hurts you or cheats on you, ask yourself "Did I burn the roast again? Did I say 'no' to sex recently?" #

#RelationshipTip101 – It is NEVER a good idea to invite your wife and your girlfriend to the same awards ceremony. #

#RelationshipTip101 – If your best friend is prone to violence, making moves on his mom is probably a very bad idea. #

#RelationshipTip101 – Your BF's previous occupation was "Suicide Bomber", and now you fear he has "Commitment Issues"… O RLY? #

#RelationshipTip101 – If you catch your man kissing another girl on the couch… Wait. What were you doing out of the kitchen, anyway?!?!!? #

#RelationshipTip101 – Your BF's previous occupation was "Suicide Bomber", and now you realize he has "Commitment Issues"… O RLY? #

Today, I will eat moldy pizza, inhale cleaning fluids, wash down 3 brands of cough syrup with alcohol, & my tweets will be awesome! #Winning #

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Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Happy Giant Rabbit bringing you chocolate day!

Posted on Sunday April 24, 2011Sunday April 24, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Happy Giant Rabbit bringing you chocolate day, muhfuggahs! (Yes, this was me in the Poconos. I get bored easily.) http://twitpic.com/4p00gu

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Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Send out FREE Easter E-Cards at EricBrooks.Com

Posted on Saturday April 23, 2011Saturday April 23, 2011 by Eric Brooks

HAPPY EASTER! Here is an e-card from me to all of you. You can send out FREE Easter e-cards out to your friends and loved ones by going here: http://www.ericbrooks.com/ecards/?category=7

Your E-Card from the EricBrooks.Com Cardshop
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Send someone a free electronic greeting card!

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Being tough isn’t in how hard you hit.

Posted on Friday April 22, 2011Friday April 22, 2011 by Eric Brooks

It’s in how hard you *GET HIT* and keep moving forward.

Some of the strongest people I know have been through hell in life, and still not afraid to reach out, love and care about others.

Think about it.

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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I love working with Alzheimer patients…

Posted on Thursday April 21, 2011Thursday April 21, 2011 by Eric Brooks

This weekend they will be hiding their own Easter eggs.

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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