Would you say she had a fourth sense?
If Helen Keller had ESP…
Banned from eBay?
I have been banned from eBay.
Apparently, a rat and a plastic tube does not constitute a Do-It-Yourself abortion kit.
Q & A time!
Q: How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus?
A: Put poison on the windows.
Q: What’s the difference between acne and a catholic priest
A: Acne usually comes on boys faces after they turn twelve.
Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
A: Because when they come there wet and wild….And when they leave, they take your house
I love Sickipedia.org. 😀
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-27
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I fooled them all in person!
The gerbil shavings and breast reduction worked! I have fooled Black Rose, Her Hubby, and the Crowleys that I am really a guy!
Black Rose, Jen, Moi
Bill, Me, Nelson, his dad, Nelly.
Me and my piggie gurl, Taylor
So…. Black Rose tells the whole story of how she, Jenapher & Nelly Crowley and I met over the weekend [TRUE STORY – hilarious too!]
Need medical coverage?
When you have kids, when you NEED prescriptions and services your insurance wont cover, when you HAVE no insurance…
(Hat Tip: to the Tooth Fairie for finding this.)
ooooOOOOOooooOOooo!
I thought a ghost was sending me an eerie message in my alphabet soup… but it turned out I was eating Spaghetti-O’s.
More work issues…
My new blonde secretary isn’t working out. Today she couldn’t find her pencil and she had a tampon in her ear.
Why are people leaving MySpace in droves?
Because of lunatics like this maybe?
No wonder why people are afraid to blog and put themselves out there on MySpace. Let’s point and laugh at all the messed up people commenting and kudoing a blog issuing OPEN DEATH THREATS against me and others too. SERIOUSLY???
It’s a new day. Which low life shall I despise the most! -… – Andrew M Mattock’s MySpace Blog
<—–« Bonafide Psychopath!!!!
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Yep, I’m STILL a Problem Adult!
I kind of sidetracked and rambled a bit instead of staying on point… but in the wee hours of the night I blogged.
My Name is Eric, and I am a Problem Adult – SoApBoX
“Are you a fun-loving Problem Adult too?
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