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Q: How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus?
A: Put poison on the windows.
Q: What’s the difference between acne and a catholic priest
A: Acne usually comes on boys faces after they turn twelve.
Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
A: Because when they come there wet and wild….And when they leave, they take your house
I love Sickipedia.org. 😀
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The gerbil shavings and breast reduction worked! I have fooled Black Rose, Her Hubby, and the Crowleys that I am really a guy!
Black Rose, Jen, Moi
Bill, Me, Nelson, his dad, Nelly.
Me and my piggie gurl, Taylor
So…. Black Rose tells the whole story of how she, Jenapher & Nelly Crowley and I met over the weekend [TRUE STORY – hilarious too!]
When you have kids, when you NEED prescriptions and services your insurance wont cover, when you HAVE no insurance…
(Hat Tip: to the Tooth Fairie for finding this.)
I thought a ghost was sending me an eerie message in my alphabet soup… but it turned out I was eating Spaghetti-O’s.
My new blonde secretary isn’t working out. Today she couldn’t find her pencil and she had a tampon in her ear.
Because of lunatics like this maybe?
No wonder why people are afraid to blog and put themselves out there on MySpace. Let’s point and laugh at all the messed up people commenting and kudoing a blog issuing OPEN DEATH THREATS against me and others too. SERIOUSLY???
It’s a new day. Which low life shall I despise the most! -… – Andrew M Mattock’s MySpace Blog
<—–« Bonafide Psychopath!!!!
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I kind of sidetracked and rambled a bit instead of staying on point… but in the wee hours of the night I blogged.
My Name is Eric, and I am a Problem Adult – SoApBoX
“Are you a fun-loving Problem Adult too?
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UH OH! I just heard that the internet is “THERIOUTH BITHNETH” according to Carl Cannabithhhhhhh
What a joke this guy is… LOL!!! 😀
That’s not a SHOW Carl… that’s a bunch of morons listening in to a four way telephone conversation. I can slash the brakes off a truck and watch that crash and people will gather to watch the wreckage, but that doesn’t make it a “SHOW” or “Entertainment”, especially when only a dozen people even know what is going on..
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