Phrases I wish would Die is trending on Twitter today.

  • ‘Eric, your child support check bounced again’
  • “Just Sayin'” is Passive Aggressive for “Please don’t hit me for my obnoxious remark”. I hate that one too.
  • “LULZ”, “Awesome Sauce”, “Social Media”… anything taken from 4Chan by the uncool kids, and run to the ground…
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