Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-03

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Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom

  • The one thing I hate most about office parties is looking for a new job the next day. 🙁 #
  • Photo: Either all my ex-girlfriends are more skilled at stalking than I am, or NONE of them ever bothered to… http://tumblr.com/xjh3aact18 #
  • I used to play sports. Then I found out you can by trophies. Now I'm good at everything. 😀 #
  • Iwonderifanyoneknowswhatthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor? #
  • You know you have a drinking problem when you wake up to a blender in bed with you… and you get nervous. #
  • Good for musical hopefuls, but for the 600 million folks w… http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/02/justin-timberlake-myspace_n_889287.html #
  • I haven't seen a single squirrel since that "Rapture" supposedly happened. Nobody panic. It's probably just a coincidence. #
  • Good morning. I see the assassins have failed. #

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