Yo, where my bitches at?

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Pimp McDaddyFinally an idea whose time has come!

High-Heeled Shoes with GPS for Prostitutes

No more worrying where your ho’s be at. You can lock in on their location and decide if they need a good bitch-slappin’ later.

Also found on TrendHunter.Com:

Ms Dewey – The Human Search Engine
While not winning the hearts of many tech people… I gotta say, MS. DEWEY IS FUCKING SEXY!!!!!

Lots of personality, kind of comments on your search query keeps you entertained… (even taps on your monitor glass if you’re idle too long).

Hey I did a search for Eric Brooks and (beside some comment about eating a lot of cheeseburgers and gaining 40 lbs), I was the first two entries!!!

And did I mention she’s fucking sexy?


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