I’m bored.
Anyone who has known me for longer than 10 minutes knows that can ony mean one thing:
Mischief and Mayhem.
Ok, that’s two things. Sue me.
As everyone knows, usually some evil twisted bad guy/gal becomes that way because of a tragic unjust miscarriage of justice in the antagonist’s past that scarred him/her forever….
In my case, it’s because nobody ever trusted me with a Flat Stanley. You know the cute little paper guy that gets mailed around the world and everyone takes pictures with him.
Well, nobody let me play.
(Everyone: “AWWWWWW…..”)
Anybody up for some Photoshop fun?
I propose we circulate EvilMarty®. Flat Stanley’s no good, welfare recipient, beer guzzling cousin from the trailer parks…
I’ll make the Photoshop PSD, and we can circulate him around notorious crime scenes, mass murderers and politicians. Post it in your blog, and ping me.
Then we can have a vote, and the winner will get a premium copy of LotsaFonts! on CD.
*holds back tears* *sniffles*
Then maybe… just maybe, I’ll find something else to blame for my sorry state of bitter bastardhood be a better person.
(Everyone: “AWWWWWW…..”)
Would you do it for me?
Wow. Who knew there were so many problem adults that are handy with Photoshop out there?
Just mere hours after announcing the EvilMarty® Photoshop Contest, we’ve already got our favorite flattened redneck showing up everywhere…
(As you can see by his Gallery of Jebus Art… he’s just warming up)
No rush, kids. I haven’t set a deadline yet… make as many as you want… but let me know if you have EvilMarty® up somewhere, ok? JOIN IN ON THE FUN!!!
Update 8:16 PM: EGADS, he’s now been spotted at Kiss This! He’s spreading faster than the My Doom worm!!!! Good Lord! What have we DONE??!!??
Yet another Update 1/29 @ 5:33 PM: – His invasion continues at Desiree’s, where he shares a brewskie and stock tips from Martha Stewart!
Double whammy at Dee’s: at last Wednesday’s blogger meet-up, and then moving in on J-Lo now that Affleck is out of the picture… ZOINKS!!!!
Eric Brooks
Musician, Programmer, Graphic Designer, Evil Clown - A thorn in the Internet's side since 1997 with no intention of stopping any time soon.
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I’ll play.
But if you’re really bored, this ought to entertain you:
http://www.meph.eu.org/pinguin.swf
Or this:
http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html
By the way, did you get that email I sent you about the skull you asked about? (that ought to raise some eyebrows)
Here he is…
(Ladies, no swooning until the end of the post)
You can right-click and save that, or more serious photoshoppers can download the 300 DPI Photoshop file…
snagged him and posted him already.
I spotted Evil Marty over at my site
Okay… you got me Eric, I just composed a Marty pic… I’ll put it up shortly!
Yup… he invaded my eve and photoshop, and is now stationed over here
EvilMarty stopped out for some beers with my local blogger buddies and me… blurring the lines of blogging reality….
eric, I think he’s out of control… we must end the madness before he hurts someone.
http://www.glassy-eyed.com/archives/000222.html
Evil Marty is visiting Cape Town, South Africa and is enjoying his visit. You will see some photo’s of him soon. He sends his best wishes and says he is best buddies with the beer drinking, sport fanatic men here. He’ll be back soon because he is tired of my nagging to get him to shave and jog on the beach with me.
Marty looks like the typical male dude….beer, smoke, need of a shave…..hey, how come he isn’t in boxers and shirtless? And, where’s the TV remote?
Have a good weekend -e-
Have a good month off, enjoy yourself, will miss you a bunch and be bored, waiting for your return. (Love Saddam’s slot pic!)
Enjoy your time off.
Superbowl???….no thanks!