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Don’t mind me, I have been busy optimizing the site, and cleaning up dead links, and I found Old Blog Posts, back when I was young and brilliant and made clever little taglines related to current events.

I should recycle that joke and change “Secret Service” to “TSA Agents“, huh? 😀

U Gonna Get Raped

News from the Dalai Lama of Search Engine Spiders

If I could give people on the internet ONE solid piece of advice, it is this:
Never buy a Chupacabra from someone off ebay. EVER.
Ernie the Chupacabra
In case you’ve forgotten:

People need to think things through when buying a pet. It’s not always a good thing for you or them. Oh and trying to neuter a chupacabra? hahahaha! Good luck with that, buddy! 😀

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