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• As brilliant, talented, handsome, witty and charming as I am… I amaze myself at how humble I am about it all. #
• Been spending the last 2 months revamping and optimizing EricBrooks.Com and rebuilding my web presence with friends. Look 4 BIG news soon. #
• I kinda like how “Good Lord Brooks” sounds. #EB_isAnEgotisticalAHole #
• PAY ATTENTION: This will be on the test Friday, and counts as 1/3 of your grade. http://t.co/8xtciDZ #
• U ever get the urge to *NOT* take the ‘High Road’ or ‘Be the Bigger Person’… and just be a Complete Dick? Try it. It’s FUN. 😀 #
• I just got banned from ebay. Apparently they don’t consider a plastic tube and a rat as selling an “Abortion Kit”. #
• http://twitvid.com/A0ZXZ – @jane_bot The commercial I sat though before this was longer. hahahaaaa! #
• Ever wake up with a skull-splitting hangover and discover a male tranny hooker in your bed? Uhhhh… me neither. o_0 #
• #1thingicantstand is #ClaussenPickles Tumblr, iPad, Justin Bieber, HERSHEY Pennsylvania, and Facebook (ok that’s several things) #
• Have a broken laptop? Don’t throw it away. Ship it to these guys and they can fix it. http://itwontstartup.com #
• #ChrisBrownNeedsTo stop saying “I’d Hit It” every time he sees a pretty girl. # Continue reading “Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-01”

Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom

• #whenihadaMyspace I used to laugh at the pathetic “people collectors” as if a zillion friends meant something (oh btw, follow me on Twitter) #
• Man, I wanna get drunk tonite, but I hate the taste of alcohol. Everything in the cabinet smells like lighter fluid. #
• So Obama Girl, @Amberettinger is now “Gadget Girl”? http://t.co/GNy0xt5 Good 2 know… i get tons of search engine hits from her. 😀 #
• #smallbutpowerful – FINALLY! My dick is trending on Twitter. 😀 #
• If I am a disappointment to someone, it’s clear that their standards just aren’t low enough to be around me. #
• I am busy writing a book on how to write a book about writing. #
• Friendly Reminder: The Log from Blammo! makes a great Father’s Day Gift… (hint! hint) http://t.co/shcETAV #
• Dear Today: You kicked my ass good. Congratz. I demand a rematch. Luv, -=e=- #
• So guys actually make up these “heroic professions” to impress chicks on the internet? I just heard about this at today’s CIA debriefing. #
• played a song Rolling In The Deep by ADELE on @myspace http://lnk.ms/GCVyB #
• played a song Blow by Kesha on @myspace http://lnk.ms/GjN93 #
• played a song Sure Thing by Miguel on @myspace http://lnk.ms/Jc7Xc #
• Is it Friday and time to party yet? http://t.co/A83KZbh #
• So a priest, rabbi and a horse walk into a bar… the bartender says ‘WHAT THE HELL? IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE?’ #
• Membership has its privileges. Long live the @StateofMANtana http://twitpic.com/5d4bfu #
• Membership has its privileges. Long live the Great @StateofMANtana http://twitpic.com/5d4x4f #

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