I think it’s insulting for a pretty woman to think us guys talking to them online means we only want pu**y.
Sometimes we’re just looking for blowjobs. 😀
Month: July 2011
In the Land of the Heat Wave, …
In the Land of the Heat Wave, the Neighbor with the Swimming Pool is King.
Summer Update!
Yeah, normally about this time, I would post some update on how the revamping of EricBrooks.Com is going, along with some flashy stunt to get your attention.
Nope. Not this time. I’ve been taking it easy and enjoying this glorious Summer and I’ll have some stuff for you all soon. Hope you’re all having fun too.
No cheap sleazy attention whoring trickery from me this time. Nosiree Bob!
Jury Duty: Day One
WOW… juries are filled with evil lil’ old ladies looking to stick it to someone even worse than I do. What is WRONG with this world????
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-17
Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom
- #ihavenotolerance for people that tweet some stupid hashtag just because it’s trending and they want 2 be noticed! (PS: FOLLOW ME!) #
- Yep… first time I ever saw @jane_bot , I thought “Yep, she’s ‘special’ alright…” *RUNS* #
- Me: (Ordering Calamari tonite) | Her: “I’ve seen enough Hentai 2 know where THIS is going…” | <3 God, she’s PERFECT 4 me! <3 #
- Been working out and bench-pressing with a curling iron all morning. So far, no results, but not giving up. #BEEEEEEEEEFCAAAAAAAAAAAKE #
- Mass Deletions are starting again on Facebook. Here is my Google+ account. http://tinyurl.com/5rdcgo8 I wont be going back 2 FB if deleted. #
- ‘I may not agree w/ what u have to say, but I will send a look-a-like flunkie in to fight to the death 4 ur right 2 say it’ ~EB as Voltaire #
‘PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR… AND WAVE ‘EM LIKE YOU JUST DON’T CARE’
And 15 other things you should never say at a Leper Colony. 😀
I work with amputee children…
…At least I used to.
Who knew you could get fired for singing ‘If you’re happy and you know it’ with them? 🙁
I had to look up ‘smh’…
I had to look up ‘smh‘ as it’s so weird seeing White women using it now. I honestly thought it was a teeth clucking, ‘pfft!’ sound effect.
Internet acronyms are dangerous. I know a lot of people chuckle as their elderly relatives think “lol” means “Lots of Love”.
“Dear Billy. Sorry to hear your turtle died. lol.”
[Tutorial] For Web Designers- Instruct Your Clients
From Tutorial Lounge –Tutorial for Web Designers – Instruct Your Clients:
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During running a web design accommodation, it’s essential to keep in mind that your clients are part and parcel of your business. There are a lot of the types of your clients and most of the clients are unaware about this job you just have to work with them despite the fact that maintaining a great relationship with clients is tricky. As a web designer, to educate our clients and set expectations and draw to a close every project with the satisfaction of both extremes.
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