Author: Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

Quiz-O-Rama

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Gee and all this time I thought I was drawn to Bad Girls. :p

You Fall for the Guy or Girl Next Door Type
“You think that people make love too complicated, and what you want in a partner happens to be pretty simple. You’re content with someone who’s nice, attractive, honest, and normal. So how come that’s so hard to find? You are fairly traditional, and you value security in relationships more than most people. It’s important for you to find someone loyal. When you find the right person, you don’t expect much …“

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Risk taker, thrill seeker, with a wild streak? Sweet little ol’ shy me? 😮
Your Birthday Predicts You’re Fiery
“Ever since you were born, you’ve loved taking risks. You crave excitement and thrills. You are driven by your passion. You may have a wild streak, but you also love learning and experiencing life. You’re multi-faceted and can’t be labeled. You’re sexy, smart, flexible, and stubborn.“

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My inner child bullied you and took your lunch money too!

You Crave Inspiration
“You are pessimistic about your present but optimistic about your future. You see lots of possibilities. You see love as passion. You think there is a physical and chemical component to love that can’t be denied. You expect other people to respect you. You are respectful of them in return. Your inner child is energetic. You still have a lot of enthusiasm every day.“

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-10-17

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Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom

  • – The RSS Chief is… http://lnk.ms/FM1cH #
  • – Secret of my success is revealed inside http://lnk.ms/D1RNX #
  • – NO NEMIE I am not promoting my “C Cup” friends again. (C.C. just informed us she is a “D Cup”) http://lnk.ms/D07ft #
  • – The thread that launched 1,000 dramas. He’s just reading them now. HAHA! http://lnk.ms/D1tHc #
  • -Guilty is right though. You all need to get laid. DESPERATELY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwGPb0Hvw #
  • TRUTH! http://lnk.ms/FNzCM #
  • ANYONE ELSE DO THIS? I actually lie to the kids and don’t tell them they’re really eating pork, or venison, or their grandmother. #
  • – Two Words: Steve Martin http://lnk.ms/FPDpj #
  • – Memories… http://lnk.ms/6sby6 #
  • – Ruby’s new blog post reminds me it’s deer season. SO LONG SUCKERS! http://lnk.ms/D56wt #
  • … and she writes good, too! http://lnk.ms/D5MWJ #
  • – NEW MANTANA! http://lnk.ms/D61wf #
  • – This blog is 100% true. I am a sociopa… WAiT. WHAT???? http://lnk.ms/FRSMW #
  • – And now for something completely different than the usual stuff. This helped me at a rough time, and it can help many… http://lnk.ms/D7DCw #

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    The People -vs- The God of Mischief

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    This is not to be confused with moi, your lovable gOdOfMiScHiEf. But I feel must break the silence over a grave injustice that’s been carried for centuries….

    Loki, the God of MischiefLoki was the God of Mischief, not the God of Evil… big difference. Sure he was a ball buster and a prankster, but unlike all the other stuffy and boring Norse Gods… Loki was fun! I wouldn’t mind having a shapeshifter at my parties… would you?

    Ok… so here’s the point. He was hunted down by the gods over the death of Balder, right? Let’s examine the facts of Exhibit A:

    1. Balder has this terrifying dream of his death.
    2. Next thing you know, Balder has some contest for people to throw darts, daring people to try and kill him, in order to prove his invincibility.

    WHAT WAS BALDER, SOME KIND OF AN ASSHOLE????
    Did the word “Darwin Awards” mean anything back then?

    Loki tricks Frigg in telling him about some kind of mistletoe that can pierce him, he makes a dart, and has Balder’s blind (???) brother throw this dart which kills him dead.

    Conclusions: Balder was an ass spelunker & died from his own stupidity. Natural Selection at work here, not murder.

    (I said “Frigg”. heh heh.)

    Exhibit B:
    1. Frigg (*snort!*) basically begs Hel (keeper of the underworld & coincidentally Loki’s daughter) to spare Balder. Hel agrees only on the condition that everyone mourns.
    2. A great mourning is felt across the land, all except one giantess (who is Loki in disguise)….
    3. A deal is a deal, Balder’s spoiled whiny ass is dragged to Hela for all eternity. Too bad so sad.

    Conclusion: HAHAHAHA!!! I fucking love this guy! 😀

    Eventually all the gods (who obviously have no sense of humor) go on a manhunt for Loki to punish him. What a bunch of pricks! Chained for all eternity with a venomous snake dropping acid on him.

    Where is Loki’s side of the story? WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE, PEOPLE?????

    This case is eerily similar to another wrongfully-convicted god, Prometheus. In bringing fire to primitive man (who then advanced in all aspects of civilization), Prometheus was sentenced to be chained to a rock while Zeus’ eagle disembowels him every day for eternity.

    What a bunch of petty shitheads these ancient gods were. Not like that nice Jehovah fella in the Old Testament.

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