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From Cracked: All Posts –5 Sex Stories That Will Change How You See Famous People:
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By Kathy Benjamin – Published: June 10th, 2017 – Here at Cracked, we like to think of ourselves as filling in the gaps of your history knowledge that schools refused to teach you. Particularly sex history. We’ve told you before about some of history’s greatest sex-havers, but there are more. So many more. So here are five epic sex stories to add to the list, because holy sh…
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From Cracked: All Posts –Modern America, Explained With Charts:
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By CRACKED Readers Published: June 02nd, 2017 – America's a really complicated place to understand -which makes sense when you consider how big a cultural melting pot this country is. And, despite what some people would have you believe, that's not a bad thing at all. It just makes things a little confusing to decipher. Fortunately, charts are great for clearing things up. Here's a bunch that explain America.
From Cracked: All Posts –We Were Nearly Killed By Modern Day Witch Hunters:
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By Amanda Mannen | May 26, 2017 | In the Western world, witch hunting has mostly gone the way of leeching and dumping tea in the harbor — that is, only used as a political metaphor. In other parts of the world, though, honest-to-God, torch-and-pitchfork witch hunting is still a thing. In Africa, 55 percent of people believe in witchcraft, up to 95 percent in some areas. In theory, that’s not a huge deal — a farmer will go to a shaman to get a protection charm to keep his cattle safe, that sort of thing. But it stops being fun the moment an angry mob accuses you of being a witch. Just ask “Steve”, a Peace Corps volunteer who, through a calamitous chain of events, found himself naked, filthy, and exhausted, being hunted by an angry mob …
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From Cracked: All Posts –'Rules' That Make No Sense, But Everyone Follows Anyway:
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By CRACKED Readers, Published: April 30th, 2017 – We are a society of rules. Or, more accurately, we’re a society of often dumb rules. If you need evidence of that, look no further than the bizarre societal conventions we all adhere to lest we risk being shunned by our fellow humans.”
From Cracked: All Posts –The Grind Of Touring With A (No Longer Relevant) Rock Band:
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By Kevin Ducharme,Ryan Menezes Published: April 29th, 2017 – Knowing our demographic, we're betting lots of you have never heard of the band Herman's Hermits. They were huge in the '60s, and we mean "huge" in the sense that at one point they were bigger than the Beatles. They've sold more than 80 million records — more than Justin Bieber. The band's star faded, as all stars do, but they never stopped playing. Half a century later, night after night, pounding out those same damned songs for (in many cases) the same damned fans. That sounded simultaneously amazing and kind of sad, so we talked to Kevin Ducharme, who jumped on board during the Hermits’ weird, sunset years…”
From Cracked: All Posts –19 Charts That Perfectly Explain Hollywood Logic:
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By CRACKED Readers Published: April 09th, 2017 – Who doesn’t love a good chart? The answer is no one. Well, except maybe the fat cats in Hollywood won’t like these ones, since these charts pretty much do an accurate job spelling out just how dumb some things are that made it to the big (and small) screen.”
From Cracked: All Posts –6 Historical Figures Who Were Thirsty AF :
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6 Historical Figures Who Were Thirsty AF – By Carmen Angelica -Published: April 02nd, 2017 – Lord Byron could turn even the noblest of ladies into thirsty, suicidal messes.”
From Cracked: All Posts –7 Presidents That Belong In The WWE Hall Of Fame:
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These guys definitely would’ve kicked out of a Rock Bottom.
By Cristian Ramirez Published: March 26th, 2017”
From Cracked: All Posts –So You Want To Be Batman:
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By Alex Schmidt
Published: January 09th, 2017
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From Cracked: All Posts –If Drug Companies Were Honest:
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Let’s just go back to blood-letting and bile drinking already.
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