Charles “Spanky” Brooks
1996 – 1999

After years of seizures, brought on by temperance shots as a puppy, the Brooks family loses one of our own today…leaving behind 5 broken hearted children.

He was originally named “Charlie” when we
got him at North Shore Animal League, but it was later changed to “Spanky” because, well, he was “Spanky”!

The burial was today at 2:15 PM. Yours truly, Cerberus, Fidget and Dot-Com were there to say goodbye to our friend. The news was broken to the children when they came home that evening.

He never made the papers for anything heroic, he never won any awards at shows…

…But that didn’t mean Spanky didn’t touch a lot of peoples lives and will be missed terribly.

The chilling sound of all of the neighborhood dogs
howling will continue throughout the night….

Before website #25 takes a good two months out of me…I’m putting the wraps on all loose ends here.

• Updated Gresser Realty’s Residential Listings.
• Updated Meyer Auctioneering’s page (soon to be it’s own website!)
• Added Lou Bega’s “Mambo #5” as music in the Card Shop.
• I promised the Brooks Kidz “Comet Cursors” (but didn’t feel like paying a fortune for the registration key), so I did the next best thing…Personally, I am SICK of that trailing cursor script( it’s almost as played out as that damn dancing baby!), but I think we can all agree that it belongs on a kids page…

 

 

I was just honored with a new award.

I got this from my cyberpal, Amanda Formaro.

She has a site called The Family Corner. A great resource for parents, kids…stuff like that.

Go check it out. I’ll wait….

Just went out. You missed more humor, hijinks, news about the AOL search engine, and a great E-Mail trick.

You can, however take my new Psychological Evaluation Test.

WHUZZUPDATE, this website’s newsletter, goes out tomorrow. You can sign up here.

C’mon, it takes 2 clicks of a mouse.

Congratz to Eric Robison for his Sept 3rd. victory over Hasbro in a four year battle over his domain name Clue.com. Read all about it at his site…

I LOVE IT when the little guy wins!

Website # 25 is still in the works, as well as a new shockwave game for the site.

Website # 25 is on the way, as two gentlemen popped by and hired me…details to follow.

After almost a year of “Coming Soon” I finally got around to doing a Links Page for The Adorable Brooks Kids .

I’m not normally an “I told you so” kinda guy, but I warned all of the WHUZZUPDATE subscribers about the Y2K-related “9999” glitch and how to protect themselves yesterday.

You can look at today as a dry run of New Year’s Day.

Brand new Interview With Eric Brooks went up yesterday….bringing schizophrenia to a new low…
My all-digitized Frequently Asked Questions is also open to the public.

…from an upcoming Y2k-related matter by sending out WHUZZUPDATE….
Hope you’re gonna be ok…

I just got this lovely piece of mail from some spineless turd who anonymously claims they “almost got a virus” from one of my “gags” at Free Stuff. Called me all sorts of mean names, too…

• Doesn’t leave a name…
• Doesn’t leave a real E-Mail address
• Moron doesn’t realize that anything that comes to me has an IP address stamped on it.

(Example: His is 150.176.119.11, just as yours is …)

Well, be rest assured CyberPals, that I have just checked every zip file that I have on this site…and they were all clean. But better to play it safe, I’m re-uploading these files.

This clown is being tracked down by some friends of mine,
and will be made an example of….
If you guys have a problem, you can talk to me, ok?