FOUR MILLION VISITORS!!!!

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WOO HOO! My four millionth visitor walked in today at 10:02:22 AM!

Congratulations! You won a can of Turtle Wax!!!!
Damn, too bad this site was closed for two years, I’d be at 6 million by now.

ICE CREAM PARTY FOR EVERYONE!!!!

In Other News…

PS: Awwww, it seems the pathetic and delusional Wayne Meyers is still obsessing and brooding over me dissing him.

Too bad. I haven’t given you second thought in weeks. You’re not even worth a normal sized font.
Seriously, dude. Get over yourself, seek help, and let it go while you still think you have control over this situation ok? I can make this situation unbearable if I want to.

*points and laughs at this unimportant individual*


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