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If I could give people on the internet ONE solid piece of advice, it is this:
Never buy a Chupacabra from someone off ebay. EVER.
In case you’ve forgotten:
People need to think things through when buying a pet. It’s not always a good thing for you or them. Oh and trying to neuter a chupacabra? hahahaha! Good luck with that, buddy! 😀
I’m in pure “SEO Mode”. Nothing I say makes sense to humans, but search engine bots think I’m the friggin Dalai Lama right now…
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So why do I find everyone that turns up in my “Similar To You” list to be a complete and utter @$$hole?
Oh wait. I get it now.
BREAKING NEWS: A post-it note on the fridge by Osama bin Laden to wife #6 – ‘Don’t forget to feed the dogs today and I will feed the fish.’
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Why does everyone love me so much?
via Yahoo Answers
“Why I am awesome:
I feel as though:
If there was a God, I’d be his favorite.
If unicorns were real, they’d search for me as the mythical beast.
If Chuck Norris was at my house, he’d be making jokes about how awesome I am.
If a seeing person could see me, they’d go blind. And if I touched a blind man, he could see. But once he saw me, he’d be blind again.
If I was to get hit by a car, the car would merely split where it touched me.
If the sun was to consume earth, I would be the last survivor out in space.“
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