From the Heart or Professional?

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When an aspiring musician presents themself on YouTube with “it comes from their heart”… you already know it’s gonna sound like shit.

WTF???

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Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Bad Company Names Pt. 1

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Trying to think of how to tactfully tell my boss, Bill White, that “WHITE POWER” is probably not a good name for his new power supply company.

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

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All I need to do is flash my work ID and I can get into any military installation, Gov’t building, or gay bar http://twitpic.com/4qpifl

My Work ID

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

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*YAWN* I’m exhausted.

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I was up all night cramming for the big Drug Test today.

Eric Brooks

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Finally, I can be understood!

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Have you ever wanted to make your own “____ for Dummies” cover?


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Eric Brooks

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Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED!

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It’s not what you think. You will be pleasantly surprised. I promise.

No Fat Chicks
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"This site is my gift to ALL the beautiful women in my life who have struggled to find a voice in a sea of skinny bitches and diet yada yada yada. I created this site to share, experience, encourage, and push one another."

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Infomercials Gone Wild

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WOO HOO! I finally got my package of “Dehydrated Water” I ordered in the mail.

Now what do I mix it with?

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-24

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Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom

  • I'm not sure about much these days, but after just seeing an Angel with my own eyes… I am sure they are real. #
  • If you have so much free time that you post in all of the trending topics just to be noticed, then #YouDeserveToBeSingle (yes, I know.) #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – When I borrow money, and giggle when you ask "when am I getting it back?", it was probably just a tickle in my throat. #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – When I tell you I love you, and you hear a woman in the background. It's prolly just the maid in this motel. Honest! #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – If a MAN ever hurts you or cheats on you, ask yourself "Did I burn the roast again? Did I say 'no' to sex recently?" #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – It is NEVER a good idea to invite your wife and your girlfriend to the same awards ceremony. #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – If your best friend is prone to violence, making moves on his mom is probably a very bad idea. #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – Your BF's previous occupation was "Suicide Bomber", and now you fear he has "Commitment Issues"… O RLY? #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – If you catch your man kissing another girl on the couch… Wait. What were you doing out of the kitchen, anyway?!?!!? #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – Your BF's previous occupation was "Suicide Bomber", and now you realize he has "Commitment Issues"… O RLY? #
  • Today, I will eat moldy pizza, inhale cleaning fluids, wash down 3 brands of cough syrup with alcohol, & my tweets will be awesome! #Winning #

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    Happy Giant Rabbit bringing you chocolate day!

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    Happy Giant Rabbit bringing you chocolate day, muhfuggahs! (Yes, this was me in the Poconos. I get bored easily.) http://twitpic.com/4p00gu

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    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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