Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.
Why does everyone love me so much? via Yahoo Answers “Why I am awesome:
I feel as though:
If there was a God, I’d be his favorite.
If unicorns were real, they’d search for me as the mythical beast.
If Chuck Norris was at my house, he’d be making jokes about how awesome I am.
If a seeing person could see me, they’d go blind. And if I touched a blind man, he could see. But once he saw me, he’d be blind again.
If I was to get hit by a car, the car would merely split where it touched me.
If the sun was to consume earth, I would be the last survivor out in space.“
Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.
Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.
Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.
Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.
Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.
Have you ever wanted to make your own “____ for Dummies” cover?
Eric Brooks for Dummies fordummiescovers.com "Only images in the provided library or those taken by the cover creator may be used. If a cover violates any copyright laws or is offensive to others, it will be removed without notice to the creator."
Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.
It’s not what you think. You will be pleasantly surprised. I promise.
No Fat Chicks nofatchicksallowed.blogspot.com "This site is my gift to ALL the beautiful women in my life who have struggled to find a voice in a sea of skinny bitches and diet yada yada yada. I created this site to share, experience, encourage, and push one another."
Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.
Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.
Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.
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