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Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Infomercials Gone Wild

WOO HOO! I finally got my package of “Dehydrated Water” I ordered in the mail.

Now what do I mix it with?

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-24

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  • I'm not sure about much these days, but after just seeing an Angel with my own eyes… I am sure they are real. #
  • If you have so much free time that you post in all of the trending topics just to be noticed, then #YouDeserveToBeSingle (yes, I know.) #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – When I borrow money, and giggle when you ask "when am I getting it back?", it was probably just a tickle in my throat. #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – When I tell you I love you, and you hear a woman in the background. It's prolly just the maid in this motel. Honest! #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – If a MAN ever hurts you or cheats on you, ask yourself "Did I burn the roast again? Did I say 'no' to sex recently?" #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – It is NEVER a good idea to invite your wife and your girlfriend to the same awards ceremony. #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – If your best friend is prone to violence, making moves on his mom is probably a very bad idea. #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – Your BF's previous occupation was "Suicide Bomber", and now you fear he has "Commitment Issues"… O RLY? #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – If you catch your man kissing another girl on the couch… Wait. What were you doing out of the kitchen, anyway?!?!!? #
  • #RelationshipTip101 – Your BF's previous occupation was "Suicide Bomber", and now you realize he has "Commitment Issues"… O RLY? #
  • Today, I will eat moldy pizza, inhale cleaning fluids, wash down 3 brands of cough syrup with alcohol, & my tweets will be awesome! #Winning #
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    Eric Brooks

    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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    Happy Giant Rabbit bringing you chocolate day!

    Happy Giant Rabbit bringing you chocolate day, muhfuggahs! (Yes, this was me in the Poconos. I get bored easily.) http://twitpic.com/4p00gu

    Eric Brooks

    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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    Eric Brooks

    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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    Being tough isn’t in how hard you hit.

    It’s in how hard you *GET HIT* and keep moving forward.

    Some of the strongest people I know have been through hell in life, and still not afraid to reach out, love and care about others.

    Think about it.

    Eric Brooks

    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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    I love working with Alzheimer patients…

    This weekend they will be hiding their own Easter eggs.

    Eric Brooks

    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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    Welcome, Skynet!

    As you all may or may not know, Skynet has just become self aware. This might help you survive Judgement Day… but I doubt it.

    Nice knowing you.

    Skynet Becomes Self-Aware: How to Welcome Our AI OverlordsSkynet Becomes Self-Aware: How to Welcome Our AI Overlords
    www.wired.com
    The time has come. According to the Terminator clock, at 8:11 p.m. Tuesday, Skynet will become self-aware. And humanity will be screwed…


    I know some of you don’t have private bunkers like the rest of us. *cough*. I found this for you and hope it helps. Good luck (not really).

    How To: Terminate a TerminatorHow To: Terminate a Terminator (Updated)
    www.wired.com
    When a Terminator kicks down your door at 2 a.m., it’s just you and whatever you have on hand. While a 120-mm M829A1 round might swiftly convert a Terminator into scrap metal, I don’t believe that even DR readers keep a suitable cannon in the house.

    Eric Brooks

    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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    Relationship Tips on Twitter

    Today on Twitter, the trending topic was RelationshipTip101. With such sage advice like “Nevah cheat on yo girl!” and “Never start one, it will only break ur heart 🙁“, I felt compelled to depart with some of my wisdom to help these young, misguided kids.

    … and not because I am a shameless attention whore looking to get noticed on Twitter. Nope. Not ME!

      RelationshipTip101

    • When I borrow money, and giggle when you ask “when am I getting it back?”, it was probably just a tickle in my throat.

    • When I tell you I love you, and you hear a woman in the background. It’s prolly just the maid in this motel. Honest!

    • If a MAN ever hurts you or cheats on you, ask yourself “Did I burn the roast again? Did I say ‘no’ to sex recently?”

    • It is NEVER a good idea to invite your wife and your girlfriend to the same awards ceremony.

    • If your best friend is prone to violence, making moves on his mom is probably a very bad idea.

    • If you catch your man kissing another girl on the couch… Wait. What were you doing out of the kitchen, anyway?!?!!?

    • Your BF’s previous occupation was “Suicide Bomber”, and you are now realizing he has “Commitment Issues”… O RLY?

    I hope this helped someone out there… 😀

    Eric Brooks

    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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    Designing Websites for Cellphones: Not Just For Geeks Anymore

    Believe it or not, here in 2011, I am finally looking at my website through a cellphone. I have to agree with a very close friend of mine that this is where the internet is heading… time to catch up on this and offer a new service for websites.

    Designing for the Mobile Web Article » SitePointDesigning for the Mobile Web Article » SitePoint
    blogs.sitepoint.com
    "The mobile web is here to stay—but is your site optimized for users that are on the run? In this article, Brian reveals seven fundamental tips to make sure your website is a joy to use for all users—including those browsing from a mobile phone."

    READ MORE »

    Eric Brooks

    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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