So why do I find everyone that turns up in my “Similar To You” list to be a complete and utter @$$hole?
Oh wait. I get it now.
Similar to me on Twitter?
Breaking News: Osama’s Last Words
BREAKING NEWS: A post-it note on the fridge by Osama bin Laden to wife #6 – ‘Don’t forget to feed the dogs today and I will feed the fish.’
Thank you…
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-01
Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom
- WOO HOO! I finally got my package of “Dehydrated Water” I ordered in the mail. Now what do I mix it with? #
- NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED! Don’t click this link. http://lnk.ms/NKWyv #
- Have the Warriors taught u nothing, folks? Finger pointers are usually the first ones I suspect in a “whodunit”. http://youtu.be/TiPqjFm_RL4 #
- Ever wanted to make your own “____ for Dummies” cover? http://fordummiescovers.com/share.php?id=175 #
- Finally, I can be understood! http://twitpic.com/4q3u54 #
- http://twitvid.com/BGVWB – @batiekear Awwwww too cute! #
- *YAWN* I’m exhausted. I was up all night cramming for the big Drug Test today. #
Seriously. I feel his pain.
Why does everyone love me so much?
via Yahoo Answers
“Why I am awesome:
I feel as though:
If there was a God, I’d be his favorite.
If unicorns were real, they’d search for me as the mythical beast.
If Chuck Norris was at my house, he’d be making jokes about how awesome I am.
If a seeing person could see me, they’d go blind. And if I touched a blind man, he could see. But once he saw me, he’d be blind again.
If I was to get hit by a car, the car would merely split where it touched me.
If the sun was to consume earth, I would be the last survivor out in space.“
READ MORE (answers are hilarious) »
From the Heart or Professional?
When an aspiring musician presents themself on YouTube with “it comes from their heart”… you already know it’s gonna sound like shit.
Bad Company Names Pt. 1
Trying to think of how to tactfully tell my boss, Bill White, that “WHITE POWER” is probably not a good name for his new power supply company.
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
All I need to do is flash my work ID and I can get into any military installation, Gov’t building, or gay bar http://twitpic.com/4qpifl
*YAWN* I’m exhausted.
I was up all night cramming for the big Drug Test today.
Finally, I can be understood!
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