It’s in how hard you *GET HIT* and keep moving forward.
Some of the strongest people I know have been through hell in life, and still not afraid to reach out, love and care about others.
Think about it.
Being tough isn’t in how hard you hit.
I love working with Alzheimer patients…
This weekend they will be hiding their own Easter eggs.
Welcome, Skynet!
As you all may or may not know, Skynet has just become self aware. This might help you survive Judgement Day… but I doubt it.
Nice knowing you.
Skynet Becomes Self-Aware: How to Welcome Our AI Overlords
www.wired.com
“The time has come. According to the Terminator clock, at 8:11 p.m. Tuesday, Skynet will become self-aware. And humanity will be screwed…“
I know some of you don’t have private bunkers like the rest of us. *cough*. I found this for you and hope it helps. Good luck (not really).
How To: Terminate a Terminator (Updated)
www.wired.com
“When a Terminator kicks down your door at 2 a.m., it’s just you and whatever you have on hand. While a 120-mm M829A1 round might swiftly convert a Terminator into scrap metal, I don’t believe that even DR readers keep a suitable cannon in the house.“
Relationship Tips on Twitter
Today on Twitter, the trending topic was RelationshipTip101. With such sage advice like “Nevah cheat on yo girl!” and “Never start one, it will only break ur heart 🙁“, I felt compelled to depart with some of my wisdom to help these young, misguided kids.
… and not because I am a shameless attention whore looking to get noticed on Twitter. Nope. Not ME!
- When I borrow money, and giggle when you ask “when am I getting it back?”, it was probably just a tickle in my throat.
- When I tell you I love you, and you hear a woman in the background. It’s prolly just the maid in this motel. Honest!
- If a MAN ever hurts you or cheats on you, ask yourself “Did I burn the roast again? Did I say ‘no’ to sex recently?”
- It is NEVER a good idea to invite your wife and your girlfriend to the same awards ceremony.
- If your best friend is prone to violence, making moves on his mom is probably a very bad idea.
- If you catch your man kissing another girl on the couch… Wait. What were you doing out of the kitchen, anyway?!?!!?
- Your BF’s previous occupation was “Suicide Bomber”, and you are now realizing he has “Commitment Issues”… O RLY?
RelationshipTip101
I hope this helped someone out there… 😀
Designing Websites for Cellphones: Not Just For Geeks Anymore
Believe it or not, here in 2011, I am finally looking at my website through a cellphone. I have to agree with a very close friend of mine that this is where the internet is heading… time to catch up on this and offer a new service for websites.
Designing for the Mobile Web Article » SitePoint
blogs.sitepoint.com
"The mobile web is here to stay—but is your site optimized for users that are on the run? In this article, Brian reveals seven fundamental tips to make sure your website is a joy to use for all users—including those browsing from a mobile phone."
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-17
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Just… perfect…
There are three kinds of people in this world
There are three kinds of people in this world:
Those that can count and those that cant.
[Cracked.Com] 7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo
OMG… this is friggin’ HILARIOUS!
7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo
www.cracked.com“We get it. Guys are tough to figure out: There’s like 24 possible combinations that you can make with 1) beer 2) food 3) sex and 4) sports. No wonder their girlfriends have to resort to lady magazines to gain insight into the buzzing hive that is the male mind. We know most women laugh that stuff off as cheap entertainment not to be taken seriously, but what if they actually did listen to all of the advice?“
Next person to tell me to ‘Grow Up!’
Next person to tell me to ‘Grow Up!’ in this restaurant is gonna get a spitball in their hair.
Where the hell are my crayons???
