[Cracked.Com] 7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo

OMG… this is friggin’ HILARIOUS!

7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo
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We get it. Guys are tough to figure out: There’s like 24 possible combinations that you can make with 1) beer 2) food 3) sex and 4) sports. No wonder their girlfriends have to resort to lady magazines to gain insight into the buzzing hive that is the male mind. We know most women laugh that stuff off as cheap entertainment not to be taken seriously, but what if they actually did listen to all of the advice?

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Eric Brooks

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Next person to tell me to ‘Grow Up!’

Next person to tell me to ‘Grow Up!’ in this restaurant is gonna get a spitball in their hair.

Where the hell are my crayons???

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

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I have just been diagnosed a kleptomaniac…

My doctor wants me to take something for it.

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

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This week’s BFF Inspiration

This week's BFF Inspiration # 94 : Reflections by Diana Ross and the Supremes. http://lnk.ms/MrtKz

*BFF = Blogging For Fun.
If you are out of ideas to write about it’s a great resource run by friends of mine.

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

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Meanwhile, on Twitter…

I love how half the “Similar to You” people that show up on my Twitter page are former friends that hate my guts for no valid reason…

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

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Hey I really like that map…

Hey, I really like that map right to my house that’s on my Facebook biz page. Come and get me freako’s… what’s the worst that can happen?

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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I am keeping my FB page small …

I am keeping my FB page small and cozy to people I know personally, but kindly “like” my biz page where most of my antics will be taking place http://lnk.ms/Ll7Hw

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-10

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  • To all the Facebook Fallen: With love from Harlean Carpenter – http://poeticpinup.blogspot.com/2011/04/fun-for-whole-family.html #
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  • I salute the fallen and Anon. #LongLivetheGreatStateofMANtana #
  • Ahhh I see now. I have no sympathy for anyone who hurts innocent people for their “causes”. #boycottFacebook #
  • #whycantyoujust stop making Helen Keller jokes? There is nothing funny about a girl who burns herself while answering the iron. #
  • So @gekoaz, @Tom_Carpenter, and @TerriDFZ walk into a bar… and the bar gets deleted. #LongLiveTheGreatStateofMANtana #
  • Wanna see Tweeting done right? –> @LisaLampanelli I love this woman! #
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    Eric Brooks

    Eric Brooks

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    Wouldn’t it be funny…

    If you got up to Heaven and it was just filled with people you owed money to?

    Eric Brooks

    Eric Brooks

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    LOVE IS:

    Constantly trying to win over and impress someone that you already have under your spell. <3

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    Eric Brooks

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