My latest book “13 Ways to Overcome Triscadecaphobia” seems to be sitting on shelves untouched for some reason.
My latest book "13 Ways to Overcome Triscadecaphobia"
140 Character or less Update -…
140 Character or less Update – Wedding, not sick anymore, incredibly happy, new computer is mindblowing, STILL Emperor of Japan. How R you?
Addressing all of My Enemies and Detractors Out There…
To those spreading lies and vicious rumors about me, particularly about my mental state, I say… Fuck you! I’m the Emperor of Japan.
Also…
Tom Carpenter, The VP of MANtana delivers his first State of the Union Address.
Addressing the people of MANtana
via wordpress.com“Last week I got an IM from Bill, out of the blue. He said “we voted and decided, you’re the vice president. Accept it and deal with it”, or, something to that effect. I’d look it up to quote it, but Facebook assraped me like Beecher on “OZ” so that ain’t happening.“
To All the Facebook Fallen…
And profile deleters…
With love, from Harlean Carpenter
http://poeticpinup.blogspot.com/2011/04/fun-for-whole-family.html
Fun for the Whole Family!
“It has come to my attention that there are some folks on the Internet who have had the tragically bad fortune to not be born into a life that includes magical wishing wells, the right to never ever have anything said to or about them or anyone they know that they or anyone they know might find the least bit offensive in any way, unlimited free ice cream cones, and a pony.
I know. It is very sad. I’ll give you all a moment to collect yourselves.“
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-03
Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom
- PVT MSG:@batiekear @CrazedMinx @VannaBanana01 Hi. I just heard back from the clinic and got bad news. You may need to make an appointment. #
- They say one out of four neighbors is a potential rapist. I don’t see it. I just see three chicks on my block who are asking for it. #
- They say one out of four neighbors is a potential rapist. I don’t see it. I just see three chicks on my block who are asking for it. #
- http://meme.li/i/6716716?s=wt – Damn you people for getting me hooked on the MEME generator!!!! #
- http://meme.li/i/6716971?s=wt – I mean come on!!! Even i want to punch myself in the mouth for this one!!! #
- It appears my personal profile and my ‘Randi’ profile was deleted on Facebook. How many guesses do you think *I* need for who was behind it? #
- btw, this is Tweet number 666 for me. W00t!!!!!! #
- Q: How many dates do you go on a person befo… A: Depends on the sparks and chemistry.: http://yearbook.com/ask-me-anything/15j6db #
Magic Potion
Kids… I have discovered a magic potion that makes men and women more attractive and friends funnier & interesting.
I call it ‘whiskey’.
INTERNET: SRS BZNS
So what do we call yesterday’s mass extinction on Facebook, anyway…
“The LOLocaust”?
“Dramageddon”?
#facebookmassdeletionspree
UPDATE 4/1: – Well, this is worth a shot…
So, about my car…
Yes, I keep rope, duct tape, and a shovel in my trunk. So what? Why do women and cops always assume the worst with me???
Accounts Disabled on Facebook
It appears my personal profile and my ‘Randi’ profile was deleted on Facebook. How many guesses do you think *I* need for who was behind it? 😀
Ah well… I got stuff to do for now and that place is a huge distraction. I’ll set up a new one later. No biggie. Chick drama. lol!
UPDATE 4/1: – Well, this is worth a shot…
Help! I’m Being Obnoxious again!
So after being introduced to the Meme Generator by the Great State of MANtana, I am hooked.
Now I am just being annoying with all the time I save instead of doing this in Photoshop…
Damn you people for getting me hooked on the Meme Generator!!! http://meme.li/i/6716716?s=wt –
http://meme.li/i/6716971?s=wt – I mean come on!!! Even I want to punch myself in the mouth for this one!!!
