From the home office in Sioux City Iowa…
“Rejected Bloggie Categories” – For some reason, Nicolai Nolan just didn’t feel like adding them, despite my spams, e-mail bombs, and threats of “something really, REALLY bad” happening to his cat:
And they are…
- Best Blog by a washed-up child actor
- Best blog by a space cadet aboard the Starship Enterprise
- Best meme by a guy too cheap to take his wife out to dinner
- Most comments for eating a sandwich
- Best blog by a child actor who DIDN’T do time with Todd Bridges
- Most comments for taking a dump with corns in it
- Best blog by a guy whose initials are “WW”
- Best blog by a guy who stared at Beverly Crusher’s hooters a little TOO much for a “tv son”…
- Best blog by someone who thanks God every day Rick Berman or William “fucking” Shatner didn’t read him before being cast in “Nemesis”
- Best blog by a guy who doesn’t know that 99% of his footage was cut FROM Nemesis because -e- has Rick Berman’s and William “fucking” Shatner’s email addys PLUS all the links to where Wil Wheaton was talking smack about them.
And the Number ONE rejected blog category….