Let’s face it, people are either voting FOR Trump, or AGAINST Trump in November 2020.
With all of the choices in the 2020 Presidential Election, most of us have already made up our mind. However, while most people voting against Trump will accept whoever the DNC chooses for them (again) we all still have people we would prefer in the White House.
So I have compiled MY 2020 wishlist of who I would vote for:
- Tulsi Gabbard
- Donald Trump
- Giant Meteor
- The wino that tries to wash my windshield on my way to work (I think his name is Mark or Hector?)
- Marianne Williamson’s Healing Crystals
- Zombie Apocalypse
- A Baltimore Rat
- Bernie Sanders
- Elizabeth Warren
- Yang, Buttplug, Spartacus, and Beto (As one person, though. Sewn together like Frankenstein).
- A series of Human Extinction events
- Kamala Harris
- Joe Biden
For the life of me, I can’t understand why a party that constantly villainizes white men and police officers would have two old white dudes and a cop/prosecutor as their front runners (or not offering anything to the Middle class, moderates, and independent voters you will need to win), but okay…
*shrugs* It’s your election to lose, Democrats.