Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS, when the first thing I had to do tonite was stand up and say, ‘My name is Eric and I’m an alcoholic’?
Month: July 2011
One time in Atlantic City…
One time in Atlantic City, I got kicked out of a casino for misunderstanding the use of a crap table.
Don’t judge me. :p
Like the Wrath of God
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Tweet The Caption
“Oh, btw, I saw what u did there…”
Macchiavellian Olympic Hopeful
I used to play sports. Then I found out you can buy trophies.
Now I’m good at everything. 😀
Girlfriends are like credit cards…
Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can’t get one unless you already have one.
No really it’s true.
HELL YEAH!!! Turn this UP!
Ozzy Osbourne – Let Me Hear You Scream
Music video by Ozzy Osbourne performing Let Me Hear You Scream. (C) 2010 Sony Music Entertainment
I finally broke down…
I finally broke down and sent this off to my ex:
“I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.” 😀
Hey, want to make $1,000 a day?
Hey, want to make $1,000 a day?
Yeah, me too.
This link wont help, but it’s my website and it’s filled with goofiness. http://ericbrooks.com
LOL WUT?
I just tried to join a Tourette’s Facebook Group, but they told me to F**K off.
