My doctor told me I need to lose weight, and I said I want a second opinion.
So he told me I’m a douchebag too.
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My doctor told me I need to lose weight, and I said I want a second opinion.
So he told me I’m a douchebag too.
Oh sorry Republicans, it was just a false alarm. #SYKE http://t.co/f2vFWXU
Nope. Nothing “remotely amusing at all” getting a bunch of people's hopes up, so partisan that the death of a president would make them happy, and it all being a practical joke by hackers. ๐
Really, people…
RT @foxnewspolitics: BREAKING NEWS: President @BarackObama assassinated, 2 gunshot wounds have proved too much. It’s a sad 4th for #amer …
#fatpeoplenightmares – Putting their bra on backwards… and it fits better.
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I haven’t seen a single squirrel since that “Rapture” supposedly happened.
Nobody panic. It’s probably just a coincidence.
Good news for musical hopefuls, but for the 600 million folks who want the old MySpace back? Well… ๐
Justin Timberlake’s Myspace May Become Talent Search Hub
(RYAN NAKASHIMA, AP/THE HUFFINGTON POST) LOS ANGELES — Justin Timberlake’s longtime manager Johnny Wright said Friday that a talent show or some other way of developing new artists will be core to the revamp of Myspace.
You wake up to a blender in bed with you…
And you get nervous.
Iwonderifanyoneknowswhatthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?
I used to play sports. Then I found out you can buy trophies.
Now I’m good at everything. ๐
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