Gresser’s Mortgage Center

Mortgage Centers- Finally finished Gresser Realty’s Mortgage Center. Now you can calculate your finances eight ways to Sunday with great CGI scripts by the phenomenal Hugh Chou (two years ago I got them by sending a $20.00 donation to “Ronald McDonald House” that’s all he wants.)

Another extra-special thanks to Dave & Sarah Torok whose photo in the Poconos from 1994 graces it’s first page. Dave is a programmer/developer with some cool stuff on his site…. I just saw on his site that he sold his place in Upstate New York to move to Philly.

There’s no connection between their moving here and my contacting him for permission to use the picture… HELL, I’M TRYING TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!

Yes, you heard it here folks. The Tribe Called Brooks is unhappy in Blakeslee, PA and are making plans of an exodus sometime within the next year or so….

Well, finally found some time…

…to put out WHUZZUPDATE , my bi-monthly newsletter (last one was in January, where we made fun of all those Y2K Survival Nuts).

I kept it short and sweet… I’m so busy killing myself with various projects, I seriously considered calling it quits (again). I changed my mind and decided to give myself a massive pay raise. (Hey clients… expect something in the mail this week!)


I’m suffering the guilts! Ever see a picture so cool, you “involuntarily” right-click it? I think it’s time I gave credit where credit’s due, ’cause she’s been a great friend.

This was in today’s HTML version of the newsletter in my “F**K the Webby Awards” rant. I swiped a pic off www.grrl.com. SORRY BONNIE!

Besides, the Webby Awards, a skunk… Add that with Bonnie Burton and I blowing a shit fit that our sites were just overlooked (yet again) on a cool Yahoo Club together… It made perfect sense to me.

Go check out Grrl.com… maybe she’ll find it in her heart to forgive me if I drive some extra traffic her way….

Joining her Fan Club would REALLY get your CyberPal out of hot water!

WAITAMINNIT!!!! How come I don’t have a Fan Club???

I swear to God, I’m the Susan Lucci of the web!

For the third year in a row I am overlooked in the Webbie Awards.

$50.00 just to have Earnest and Tova Borgnine look at and nominate a site…I have no clue why I give a shit about winning a paperweight with a mattress spring glued on it!

At least my buddy, Halcyon got in with www.cockybastard.com. I am genuinely happy for him. He’s a helluva cool guy.

I should focus on what people think, and not an industry…

For example: http://www.webbieworld.com/ww/people.asp
Do note the #2 site…. (an almost-smile)

Why do I care? MP3.Com wasn’t even nominated.
Why am I so upset? I never heard of half these sites. (Well I DO like the hunger site… a truly worthwhile cause.)
Why the hell am I telling you people?

Attention Sugar & Brine Fans….

Erica has moved the site to http://disenchanted.org/erica/… please make a note of it. She redesigned. It looks great but I miss the pics of her on the side (there was one that kinda gave me a tingling sensation. ::I probably shouldn’t have written that::.)

::Sidebar: Well, I hope I’m not stepping on any toes here , but uh… I’m not the kinda guy that thinks “Three is a crowd”, y’know? ;0)

Death Notices…

For the folks following the Yahooligans, The Hate Debate is no more…. I guess a lot of things were done and said that a lot of people wish they could undo… but you can’t in a discussion forum can you? Words you say are archived…. forever & ever. What could be seen as a brief moment of anger IRL, can become an eternal blanket statement always ready to be thrown in your face, and held against you.

Folks, in your next email, blogging or posting….PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE!

You can catch the antics of Fuzzy_Rage, okeyloki, Kare_d, renob and all at their new home at The Arbiter’s Court, picking up a few new cast members like Carrie_the_other_white_meat and Captain_rug_munch…

Feel free to join… it’s all in good fun!

Political Notes

You know… I rarely shove my religious/political/sports beliefs on you folks, but just so my favorite redhead doesn’t think she’s the only one defending our party, I’m prepared to issue the following ultimatum:

  • If I see one more “Bush picks Dick” joke out there, I will throw each and every one of you bleeding-heart-liberal-tax-raising Democrats off this site until the next Presidential election!!!! (Just like I did to Netscape users a few years back!) Speaking of that “It Takes A Village” crap that got my buddy Matt in such hot water a few weeks back… now may the time to remind folks that resent their music being edited/stickered with advisory warnings…. In the late 80’s the PMRC
    (Parents Music Resource Center) got that accomplished…. their leader: TIPPER GORE. Thought I should remind you during these crucial months before the election.

 

Wow… if Faith had green eyes, I’d bill her as my “next-ex-wife”. :0)

Has it really been two weeks?????

Been super busy, cyberpals! Not to mention bad luck that has been dogging me since December is showing no signs of letting up.

The baby went haywire last week… telling me that I have no CD Rom or Zip drive (running the recovery disk wasn’t even an option!). After four days of crashing & freezing I rushed to meet deadlines and saved whatever I could….

It’s back to normal thanks to Andrew Ban of Motorific who showed me step by step what to do… It’s still glitchy and I can’t wait to get Win2K and say goodbye to Windows 98 forever…

Preliminary designs for Reis Homes has been done and I’m meeting with the Gresser folks tomorrow about it and the prospect of Internet Broadcasting…

Launching a new channel E-Visionz launches today… RealAudio G2 or better required.
Be kind…it’s my first broadcast!

I’m such an incurable romantic….

I redid the “Romance” section of the Card Shop for the holiday that started it all…Valentine’s Day.

Still dizzy from all the hard work at Gold Machinery.com, and now working hard to revamp the Gresser Realty site, and set up preliminary layouts for my new clients for website #33

I still say there’s always time for romance….

I also took the time to fix The Guestbook From Heaven, as someone was kind enough to point out that it went down over a month ago….

Back to other people’s sites…hope you and that someone special have a great one tomorrow….

Mail server Problems

Why does this always have to happen on a major holiday weekend? Apparently there is a problem with the server’s SendMail program.

Why should you care? – If you send out a Valentine Card from this site, they may not get it until late tomorrow…or six months from now…this also applies to any of my QuikForms, confirmation from my Guestbooks…and any of my other cgi-driven programs that require mail to be sent out. The stuff works, just all of the mail will sit in the queue…until it’s fixed.

So Please, I don’t want to be the cause of a break up….keep checking here for updates to see if the mail is running again.

Sorry!
-Eric-

I’m such an incurable romantic….

FINALLY…. Website#32 is done.

Check out The Gold International Machinery website….Webmaster Kevin Reed and I have literally been working around the clock since mid-December on this…

Search engine, cart, and inventory that rivals the Pentagon…all the bells and whistles.

I’d love to get some sleep, but I have a meeting tomorrow with the good folks at Sunrise Homes tomorrow for an upcoming project….

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