Pre-Launch

If you’re reading this before the Monday night launch of this site, billed as "The Web’s First Spinoff Site", you must either be a skilled hacker, or your bright enough to figure out that I’m keeping the same file names as the Erox Graphix site.

I just did an all-nighter reconfiguring the cgi scripts and uploading. Now, I have to work out the bugs & kinks.

SEE YA MONDAY!!!!
Not only the first anniversary of www.eroxgraphix.com, but it’s also my 34th birthday, so be nice to me!

Going on Hiatus!

I’m putting the finishing touches on an all-new section for Your Home Store. And then “The Baby” (this here computer that I completely rely so much on) is going into the shop for some much needed “W&W” (“West and Wewaxation” bwahhahahahaha! –Elmer Fudd you dummies!) before it’s warranty expires. This thing looks like it’s gone through a grenade attack!

Award of Excellence Too bad..I kinda like this one.
Some, well-meaning individual out in CyberTown seems to be filling out award submissions in my name. I’ve been notified that I have won at least 3 awards in the past 24 hours. Two of them take you directly off my site and into the site of other web designers. That, of course, ticks me off to no end…
This is the Award of Excellence, bestowed to me by my new CyberPal, Ben Ciolczynski. From what I understand, This is not an easy award to win either.

This site is actually worthy of being put in Erox Linx. . Ben’s Site Home & Hearth, is a warm & wonderful website with lots of inspirational quotes from the New Testament and noted writers. You really leave the site with a good feeling, and makes you want to go out there and make a difference! Great job Ben!

However…if I accept one award I have to accept them all.

Whoever you are, I love you…but knock it off, okay?

This site is approximately 2 weeks away from becoming www.ericbrooks.com.

Boy, I gotta get over this!

Turns out that the tap water out here is so low in the wells that everyone’s getting sick, lethargic and, well, basically poisoned ….

Three guesses who drinks a lot of water through the summer? I thought I was just getting old & lazy…

I’ve gotta update my mall. I was just approved by the Disney Store Online

WHOA! Gettin’ dizzy again!

All through the night

I received a total of 612 E-Mails related to the article in InternetDay. And I answered each and every one of them… For those who wondered but were afraid to ask, let me recap the most popular answers:

 

1. Yes, I’m happily married.
2. No, I’m not gay.
3. Webstore is the best Shopping Cart script. It’s also free at www.extropia.com.
4. You need a merchant account at a bank before you can accept credit cards at your site.
5. Fine. The new splash page sucks. it’s been changed today. (I can’t believe I went back to black)
6. For the best webhost on the planet, click on the banner:

I wouldn’t be here, and neither would my e-commerce sites if I didn’t believe in them.

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