[Cracked] The Grind Of Touring With A (No Longer Relevant) Rock Band

From Cracked: All PostsThe Grind Of Touring With A (No Longer Relevant) Rock Band:


The Grind Of Touring With A (No Longer Relevant) Rock Band
By Kevin Ducharme,Ryan Menezes Published: April 29th, 2017 – Knowing our demographic, we're betting lots of you have never heard of the band Herman's Hermits. They were huge in the '60s, and we mean "huge" in the sense that at one point they were bigger than the Beatles. They've sold more than 80 million records — more than Justin Bieber. The band's star faded, as all stars do, but they never stopped playing. Half a century later, night after night, pounding out those same damned songs for (in many cases) the same damned fans. That sounded simultaneously amazing and kind of sad, so we talked to Kevin Ducharme, who jumped on board during the Hermits’ weird, sunset years…



[#HTML5 #Tips] Preparing Yourself For #SEO By Learning The Basics Of HTML

From Tutorial Lounge » Tutorial LoungePreparing Yourself For SEO By Learning The Basics Of HTML:


Preparing Yourself For SEO By Learning The Basics Of HTML
Preparing Yourself For SEO By Learning The Basics Of HTML Are you aware of the fact that SEO and HTML closely correlate with one another? It is nearly impossible to have one without the other. With this in mind, if you wish to delve deeper into search engine optimization, you will want to find a […]



[#Marvel] Guarding the Galaxy: Emperor Quill

From Marvel Movies NewsGuarding the Galaxy: Emperor Quill:


Guarding the Galaxy: Emperor Quill

Celebrate this incarnation of the Guardians of the Galaxy’s tenth anniversary while also prepping for the May 5 release of the new film with these gems from Marvel Unlimited! After the events of Secret Wars—which we covered last time—the Guardians looked a bit different than before. Stalwarts like Rocket, Groot and Drax remained as well as newer additions like Venom, but two major pick-ups made their presence known as soon as GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY by Brian Michael Bendis and Valerio Schiti re-launched: Ben Grimm, aka The Thing, and Kitty Pryde, now calling herself Star-Lord. Of course, that left one big question for readers: where’s Peter Quill? Well, as the title hinted at, he took over as the Emperor of Spartax, but not having a great time of it. There also seemed to be some bad blood between the former Star-Lord and his former team that came to light as the latter landed on Spartax just in time to see a beaten Gamora crash to the surface. The most dangerous woman in the galaxy apparently ran afoul of Hala, a Kree warrior who first appeared in the GUARDIANS OF KNOWHERE series. She blamed the Guardians for the destruction of the Kree home world, which Mister Knife actually planned during the Black Vortex crossover. Not interested in understanding their side of things, Hala smashed the Guardians before trapping Peter in a satellite so he could watch her destroy one of his planets before moving on to Earth. The people of Spartax had something to say about that, though, which gave the Guardians enough time to cause their specific brand of chaos. After getting Quill back, the team then faced Hala once again and put her down. Instead of having time to celebrate, though, they found themselves faced with yet another challenge—and another GUARDIANS OF KNOWHERE character—in the form of Yotat, who dubbed himself the destroyer of destroyers. Another huge battle ensued, this one also ending in a victory for the team, but a big hit for Quill. As it turned out, the people really in charge of Spartax didn’t appreciate their planet coming under fire from two ridiculously powerful beings on the same day. As a result, they kicked Peter off planet, which actually suited him just fine as he rejoined his pals and went off to save Angela…but that’s a story for the next entry! Transmissions from KnowhereGUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY #5 featured a flashback to three months prior and the events of the main story set on Knowhere. While familiarizing Ben Grimm to the outer space lifestyle, Kitty, Flash, Rocket, and Groot all ran into Yotat for the first time. Our heroes jumped into the fray, but another group actually took over: the Guardians of Knowhere. This squad consisted of Cosmo, Bug, Moondragon, Mantis, and Prism. The first four characters have clear connections to the Guardians, with many being former members. They’ll show up one more time before this wild trip comes to a close! Next, newly reunited, the team runs a multi-pronged attack on the Brotherhood of the Badoon to get Angela back! 



[Graphics Tutorial] Creating a Beautiful, Watery Photo Manipulation With Photoshop

From PSD Vault – Latest Tutorial Listings For 2D GraphicsCreating a Beautiful, Watery Photo Manipulation With Photoshop:


Creating a Beautiful, Watery Photo Manipulation With Photoshop
Few things are more beautiful than water in motion. We’ll create a rocky, watery photo manipulation using Photoshop in this tutorial. Join us!



[#Marvel] Captain America: Darker Days

From Marvel Movies NewsCaptain America: Darker Days:


Captain America: Darker Days

With CAPTAIN AMERICA: STEVE ROGERS #17 cutting just a little deeper into our hearts on May 24, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with some of the Star-Spangled Avenger’s less heroic moments. It will be hard to compare to the sheer cringeworthy-ness of Secret Empire, what with the general taking over the world because you’re a Hydra sleeper agent vibes, but we’ll try. Let’s just say it first because you were all thinking it anyway: Civil War. Some of you may have been Team Cap and others Team Iron Man, but whatever your allegiance I think we can all admit that Cap maybe should have just swallowed his pride, sat down with Tony and worked that baggage out—or as the Internet likes to call it, #adulting—instead of passive aggressively forming a secret alliance to try and overthrow everyone at the expense of fellow heroes, civilians and a lot of what I can only imagine to be really expensive buildings and machinery. I’m sure construction companies made a killing afterward but that’s beside the point. On the opposite end of the spectrum we have CAPTAIN AMERICA #165 where we find out our handsome hero dating two women at the same time. Oh, and they’re related! The horror, the scandal, the indecency! It’s actually not as bad as it sounds; Peggy Carter gets amnesia and forgets that she and Cap broke up but he’s already dating her young great-niece Sharon. He doesn’t want to hurt Peggy, so when faced with having to break her heart he decided to date them both. Somewhere in the middle of mass destruction and a sitcom plot, we have a 1990s arc, “Streets of Poison, running through CAPTAIN AMERICA #372378, where Captain America has a brief existential crisis regarding his use of the Super Soldier Serum, ending in him aiding the war on drugs. As his first strike, Steve blows up a facility making “ICE.” But the drugs fuse with his super soldier blood thus beginning the seven-issue bender of Steve Rogers where he beats up Daredevil, kisses Diamondback, calls a guy at a club a chicken—clucking sounds and all—and even—gasp!—eats Kingpin’s spaghetti! A truly masterful play that I’m sure is really a long con we just haven’t seen pay off yet.



[#Entertainment] SUICIDE SQUAD Once Again Under Fire

From Comic Book MovieSUICIDE SQUAD Once Again Under Fire, This Time For Digitally Slimming One Of Its Stars:


SUICIDE SQUAD Once Again Under Fire, This Time For Digitally Slimming One Of Its Stars
Suicide Squad may have won an Oscar, but it still came under fire from fans and critics for a variety of reasons last year. Now, the movie has once again found itself surrounded by controversy…



History of Kekistan Part III #PraiseKek #WeaponizedAutism


History of Kekistan Part III – The Power of Weaponised Autism
Brought to you by: Free Press of Kekistan

Brought to you by the power of autism, our Kekistorians and Ayalulahs unearth the mysteries surrounding this great, yet forgotten nation, as well as the destiny of its people. Everything in this video is 100% factual and totally not fake news at all. This episode focuses on Meme Magic and the power of Waeponized Autism.

Part I – The Fall of Ancient Kekistan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL4tM…

Part II – Abe Lincoln wrestles bears for Kekistan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad14YJSKOm8

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History of Kekistan Part II #FreeKekistan #Shadilay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad14YJSKOm8


History of Kekistan Part II – Ordinary Kekistanis Daring to Defy History
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Brought to you by the power of autism, our Kekistorians and Ayalulahs unearth the mysteries surrounding this great, yet forgotten nation, as well as the destiny of its people. Everything in this video is 100% factual and totally not fake news at all. This episode focuses on the love affair and eventual betrayal of beloved and famous Kekistani, Abraham Lincoln.

Part One:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL4tM23lNjI.

Shadilay Remix by Homophobic Horse
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May 1st is Kekistani History Day #FreeKekistan #PraiseKek

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The Complete / REAL History of Ancient Kekistan
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Part II here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad14YJSKOm8

Brought to you by the power of autism, our Kekistorians and Ayalulahs unearth the mysteries surrounding this great, yet forgotten nation, as well as the destiny of its people. Everything in this video is 100% factual and totally not fake news at all.

What kind of Kekémon are you?
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