Author: Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-01

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  • As brilliant, talented, handsome, witty and charming as I am… I amaze myself at how humble I am about it all. #
  • Been spending the last 2 months revamping and optimizing EricBrooks.Com and rebuilding my web presence with friends. Look 4 BIG news soon. #
  • I kinda like how “Good Lord Brooks” sounds. #EB_isAnEgotisticalAHole #
  • PAY ATTENTION: This will be on the test Friday, and counts as 1/3 of your grade. http://t.co/8xtciDZ #
  • U ever get the urge to *NOT* take the ‘High Road’ or ‘Be the Bigger Person’… and just be a Complete Dick? Try it. It’s FUN. 😀 #
  • I just got banned from ebay. Apparently they don’t consider a plastic tube and a rat as selling an “Abortion Kit”. #
  • http://twitvid.com/A0ZXZ – @jane_bot The commercial I sat though before this was longer. hahahaaaa! #
  • Ever wake up with a skull-splitting hangover and discover a male tranny hooker in your bed? Uhhhh… me neither. o_0 #
  • #1thingicantstand is #ClaussenPickles Tumblr, iPad, Justin Bieber, HERSHEY Pennsylvania, and Facebook (ok that’s several things) #
  • Have a broken laptop? Don’t throw it away. Ship it to these guys and they can fix it. http://itwontstartup.com #
  • #ChrisBrownNeedsTo stop saying “I’d Hit It” every time he sees a pretty girl. # Continue reading “Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-01”
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