They say one out of four neighbors is a potential rapist.
I don’t see it. I just see three chicks on my block who are asking for it. 😀
Author: Eric Brooks
Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-20
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The Supermoon? SRSLY??
Talk about everything being hyped up… I mean ‘Supermoon’? Maybe ‘Okay’ Moon, or ‘Wow, that’s kinda nice’ Moon… but ‘Supermoon’??? RLY?
So, you’re like, following me on Twitter and stuff, right?
Free St. Patrick’s Day E-Cards
Send friends and loved ones a St. Patrick’s Day E-Card. Several pics and Irish songs to choose from…
FREE St. Patrick’s Day E-Cards from the EricBrooks.Com Cardshop
www.ericbrooks.com
“Begorrah! Since we’re all Irish on St. Paddy’s Day, here’s a few E-Cards for the occasion.“
There are those who claim I am immature
To all my detractors I say…
I know you are, but what am I? 😛
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-13
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LANCASTER FORECAST
LANCASTER FORECAST: Cloudy, high of about 43°, with a chance of Jehovah’s Witnesses showing up at your door. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
And now, for your Moment of Zen…
In Buddhism they say “Don’t take it personal, your enemies are merely screaming at a reflection of themselves”.
The Art of Not Being Offended
www.lightworks.com
“There is an ancient and well-kept secret to happiness which the Great Ones have known for centuries. They rarely talk about it, but they use it all the time, and it is fundamental to good mental health. This secret is called The Fine Art of Not Being Offended. In order to truly be a master of this art, one must be able to see that every statement, action and reaction of another human being is the sum result of their total life experience to date. In other words, the majority of people in our world say and do what they do from their own set of fears, conclusions, defenses and attempts to survive. Most of it, even when aimed directly at us, has nothing to do with us.“
A Fake Profile of me on Friendburst
No idea who put that fake of me on Friendburst, but that dump would be the LAST place you’d find me.
http://www.friendburst.com/ericbrooks/
