Author: Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

Yo, e… make a new post you bastard!

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Wow. I didn’t post a damn thing in October, now did I?
Well, you know… I didn’t have anything worthwhile to say. Got comment spammers kicking my ass here and on the guestbook, and I’ve been spending most of my time behind the scenes cleaning their garbage up.

Chocolate season is upon us, and I’m now busy getting CB Gifts back up and running.

I think you already know most of my time is spent on Problem Adults. Lots of good people, lots of fun. It’s much like the lunacy here, only multiplied to the UMPTEENTH power by all the other personalities there.

Why you’re HERE reading THIS when you can be over THERE making a name for YOURSELF… I have no clue.

Goodbye to the old neighborhood

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So what do you do when you check out your old Brooklyn neighborhood on Google earth and find out your home of 2 decades is gone? What was Eric Brooks like running around in the Bushwick section of Brooklyn 20 years ago? Who is the “Mystery Redhead” all over this site? Who did I hang out with? What became of “The Crew”?

Well… you just have to find out, don’t you?

A mini-series I ran, with cross-references to songs in our Jukebox (and lots of pics from the Eric Brooks Legacy Archives):

Goodbye 1303 Greene Avenue – Only in the Problem Adults “Wonderland Avenue” section. Where we look back and laugh at ourselves. (There’s also the long-awaited tale of my appearance on the Ricki Lake show in 1994.)

(Of course membership and certain security clearances are needed, PM me {Erox} and let me know.)

Who the hell is Buttom Mutton???

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So I get the disturbing news in my guestbook the “Bad news everyone! I’m afraid that Buttom Mutton accidentally walked off the jetty and got drowned!”

I do a google seach and see some annoying dude posting “Hello,I’m button muttom!” over and over and fucking over.

Was that him?
I’m GLAD he’s dead then!

As the Rev’s says these days (on a similar, yet unrelated note)…
“ANVILS AWAY“

Saddam offers “soul” to Arabs

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(My initial thought when reading that headline was “he has a soul”???)

Saddam says he’d offer his life for Arab cause
In letter, ex-dictator would sacrifice “soul, very existence” to end occupation

AMMAN – Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein has said in a letter he would sacrifice himself for Arab nationalism and to end foreign occupation.

He’s kidding, right? This is the same guy that talked his head off right up until the Iraq War… then went into hiding until soldiers pulled him up from a spider hole six months later looking like a derelict??!!?

I mean, look… my views on the Iraq War aside, this guy is a douchebag.

Yeah, we armed him to fight Iran. We installed the Baath party in the 60’s and he’s been on the CIA payroll ever since, and he was “our” douchebag.

But he’s still a douchebag.

He has long praised Palestinian militants waging suicide attacks against Israeli targets.

See what I mean?

I would have preferred a CIA Op putting a bullet in his skull (and his crazy ass sons) rather than launch an illegal war… but either way, I find it hard to feel sorry for this guy.

WAAAAAAAAAH, Saddam!
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Die, you cocksmoking spamming bastards, you

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It’s official.

From here on in, comments will have to be manually approved by me.*

I am so sick of ads for prescription drugs, making my dick bigger, home loans and Texas Hold ’em tips… (I play blackjack. That’s it.).

Soapbox and Whuzzup comments now are thrown in a queue for approval and I need to write a script for my spamtastic guestbook to do the same.

I hate you assholes. I really do.

* Time frame? How’s “whenever the hell I get around to it” grab you?

On losing your will to live…

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I was playing Pac-Man in the Problem Adults Arcade, and I noticed something: Once I lose my first guy, it’s all downhill. It’s like “What’s the point of going on?”

I was like that as a kid in the arcades too.

So in the middle of one game I heard a voice that said “Trust in the Force, Eric!“, so I closed my eyes and played, relying on that ethereal inner-voice to guide me.

JESUS! I WAS EVEN WORSE!!!!

What the hell was I thinking listening to voices anyway??? 🙁

Watching the calendar?
Wondering what a middle-aged Eric Brooks will be like? Just a reminder:
I’m not a candle.

I’m a rocket..

Take that any way you want.

Why are you here?

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When you can be having a blast at my new haven for Problem Adults?

Not only is there a message board….
But chat rooms…
And NOW AN ARCADE!!!!!!
Featuring…..

  • Tetris
  • Snake
  • Asteroids
  • Chopper Challenge
  • Space Invaders

Plus… if you’re good, a moderator may let you in to the Silver Club, featuring some really spicy discussions about, well… what do you think we talk about in hidden rooms? 😉

(18 or older …. what part of Problem Adults are you having a hard time understanding here?)

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