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Nikki Sixx now on MySpace

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Nikki Sixx: The Heroin DiariesLike I mentioned last year, he warned fans that he doesn’t have a MySpace page and anyone claiming to be Nikki Sixx is a fake.

Well now he DOES have a MySpace page.
Two actually.

www.myspace.com/nikkisixx
www.myspace.com/heroindiaries

He’s giving his fans a sneak peek of one track off the “Heroin Diaries Soundtrack”. Go take a listen. It kicks ass!

And do my eyes deceive me, or did I manage to get a comment in on his news location? I don’t know what happened to his “Graveyard of my mind” (and I know the last post was a sad one)… but he’s (in my opinion) the coolest of the Motleys and it looks like he’s coming back with a vengeance!

Why I sold Problem Adults to Jerry Falwell

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April Fool!Because if you look on the calendar, it’s April 1st. The holiest of days for the gOdOfMiScHiEf.

On this date last year we ended up being hacked with a godawful design (What most didn’t know that it was an ACTUAL design I lifted off of a rival board, so as people commented on what a shitty design it was, the actual board owner had ro read all the comments… HAW HAW!!!!). This year we’ve sold Problem Adults to the religious right.

We wish Rev. Fallwell, Rev I. P. Daly, and Deacon Seymour Heinie the best of luck with their new forum. 😀

Ahhh memories! 1984 one Kool year

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Summer of 1984. My band, Distant Thunder used to do this cover song. 😀

Kool & The Gang – Tonight

Forget Michael Jackson and Springsteen. To me the 80’s was ALL about Prince, Motley Crue, Van Halen and Kool & the Gang:

— From Wikipedia —-

Kool & the Gang is a highly successful American R&B/soul/funk/disco group. They originally formed in Jersey City, New Jersey in 1964. They went through several musical phases in their career. They started out as practitioners of R&B and funk, eventually went through a phase where they were a smooth disco ensemble, and wound up the successful period of their career recording tunes that were a mixture of pop and R&B.

Kool & the Gang is one of the most sampled artists of all time.

Always loved them. Always will.

Evel Knievel Lives???

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Evel Knievel: King of the stuntmenEvel Knievel sues Kanye West over video

TAMPA, Fla. – Evel Knievel has sued Kanye West, taking issue with a music video in which the rapper takes on the persona of “Evel Kanyevel” and tries to jump a rocket-powered motorcycle over a canyon. Knievel, whose real name is Robert Craig Knievel, filed a lawsuit in federal court in Tampa on Monday claiming …. blah blah blah blah….

That’s not even the real story here.

The real story is Evel Knievel is still alive? F**KIN’ COOL!!!!!

If you were too young to remember Evel Knievel (thank God you missed the ’70’s), think Johnny Knoxville and “Jackass”. Us kids found ourselves riveted to tv when he was on “Wide World of Sports”.

The thing is, we KNEW he was going to bust his ass and break every bone in his body with every jump (I mean really, dude, shouldn’t you have fired your stunt coordinators? Maybe taken some classes in “Physics” or something?). It was a question of “how bad will he get fucked up THIS time”. It was like a car wreck you couldn’t turn away from!!!!

And what did us little jackasses do on the streets of Brooklyn after watching our hero get pulverized? That’s right, set up ramps in the streets, pull whatever the hell we can find from vacant lots and try to jump over them with our no-speed bikes!!!! 😀

See, there were no “Parent Safety Groups” or Televangelists calling on boycotts back then. No one claiming imitating him was a hazard and a “danger to our youth”.

Hell no. Drugs and gang violence killed much of my childhood friends years later. 😀

68 years old, huh? I wonder if he sits there and sees all the people lined up in their wheelchairs at the nursing home and wonders if he can jump over all of them with his All-Mobility Scooter? 😀

Politics, Post 9/11 style

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*SIGH*
I had no intention of entertaining the “propaganda-drama” that aired on ABC. What people like Michelle Malkin and her buddies have failed to mention in their manufactured outrage and screams of “censorship” is that it was riddled with fictional scenes and misinformation… I mean not even a link from them about it.

Dishonesty as usual. (Gee, shock?).

We all would rather watch a good football game anyway.

They’re pissed that the Clintons (unlike most Democrats) wont take any shit from them. They’ve dealt with most of the GOP’s slander and attacks all through Bill’s 8-year presidency and the best they got on him was a blowjob in an investigation that cost the taxpayers millions.

Which brings me to another point…
Rep. Murtha “Disappointed” That Hillary Clinton Didn’t Endorse Troop Withdrawal Plan…

Please tell me they aren’t serious.
Americans aren’t quitters. Cutting and running is for cowards. We’re in Iraq now. It’s our mess and our problem.

Senator Clinton knows that a withdrawal would be a disaster. She also knows a thing or two about standing your ground.

You fail to realize that you’d be back in power if you provided less criticism and more solutions, don’t you?
I have the solution to all of this, do YOU Democrats?

Not Ready To Make Nice

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Taking The Long Way - The Dixie ChicksWow! I’m listening to an Mp3 of the Dixie Chicks’ “Not Ready To Make Nice”… and I must say I’m impressed! I’ve heard their music before and country/bluegrass isn’t my thing… they’re more polished now, nice crossover-pop feel. I like it!

Seems their 3 year exile did them some good, lots of soul searching, Rick Rubin producing… I have to buy this CD!

Proving once again the RIAA is dead wrong about MP3’s. I like to sample before I buy. And it’s really hard for die hard conservatives to keep screaming their career is over, considering “Taking The Long Way” has been the #1 album on Billboard’s top 200, Country and Canadian charts since it’s debut… LOL!!! (You guys are killing me here!) Continue reading “Not Ready To Make Nice”

Welcome to the END of the WORLD

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Well the party is going on in FULL swing in Hell, Michigan today (6/6/6). We’re all having a good time until that icky Antichrist comes along and spoils our fun.

Unless you’re lucky enough to win a free seat on the Rapture Express.
Are you ready for the end times?

Actually. You haven’t been paying attention to my rants have you? Continue reading “Welcome to the END of the WORLD”

Remixed and Remastered

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Most of you have heard my music here before. For those that have thought “Jesus Eric, what did you do, stick your radio in front your computer microphone???”

Well, you were right. 😀

But now I rigged up my stereo to my computer to re-record them, with Sound Forge give them a little compression, boost and reverb… and now here they are again, plus a few other ones I never put out (One in particular to someone very special to me).

Plus, I’ve updated them in my RIP Rockstar miniseries. So they are no longer home-made mono pieces of crap…

They’re now home-made pieces of crap in STEREO! Enjoy! 😀

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