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Having your childhood idol endorsing your site… How COOL is THIS???
Uhm… ok, maybe a little bit of smoke and mirrors were involved.
I ended up buying Stan “The Man” Lee on MySpace’s “Own Your Friends” game, and changed his status message to advertise for me. (Cost me half a million bucks too!).
But hey, it has the potential of being seen by almost 300 million users every day… so it’s a good thing.
He’d endorse me if he knew me anyway… right? 
Have you ever wanted to be the star of your own show? We’ve found a few great sites that will help you achieve at least your 15 minutes of fame.
(Hat Tip to Token for finding this article for me)
Good to know you have options, because BlogTalkRadio is all about censorship now and using draconian measures to keep targeted people and friends off their network.
Enjoy your 4.6 million in investment money BTR… and great job forgetting the “little bloggers” that got you to the point where you are. *applause*
So who’s gonna win the “Pour Some Sugar on Me” award tonight…?
Today’s Daily Carlinism:
“If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?“
A new George Carlin Quote every day at
http://www.ericbrooks.com/carlin/
You will be missed…. 🙁
It’s FINALLY here!
LOOSE SCREWS is a parody of Zeitgeist and other crappy conspiracy films. Except for the part about Santa being real, I made everything else up.
Like all conspiracies, I start with a conclusion, and work my way backwards and twist and bend the evidence to support my conclusion. And of course, no conspiracy is complete without blaming the Jews for secretly controlling the world.
I’ve already gotten some heat and accused of anti-semitism because of the movie by idiots. Apparently the REAL 9/11 “Truthers”, their links to Holocaust Denial, White Supremacist groups and their accusations of “a Zionist Plot” everywhere is a-ok with them… however, cartoon Jews giving you the finger is NOT COOL and EVIL. *eyeroll* Besides, according to Encyclopedia Dramatica – The Jews really DID do the WTC.
If you hate these lame ‘9/11 Twoofers’ as much as I do, send them my way, and if you see ‘9/11 was an inside job’ posted somewhere, complete the sentence with ‘…AND SANTA DID IT!’
Please people, I need your LUVZ!!!!
Lotsa comments and booyahs, and I will love you forever… even if you hate me (but, why would you want to do that?).
Free Thanksgiving E-Cards – You know, nothing says “Thanks for spending hundreds of dollars, and slaving in the kitchen for 12 hours to have me over for dinner” quite like a FREE Thanksgiving E-Card that you can send to friends and family. 😀
EricBrooks on YouTube – If you have a YouTube Account, feel free to subscribe to my channel, or add me as a friend, and I’ll be sure to reciprocate. There’s only one crappy video on it now, but I’m currently working on a new short film “Loose Screws,” where I’ll be lampooning three 9/11 conspiracy movies at once. Plus a few animations I’ve had on the back burner for some time now.
Problem Adults calling it quits – It kind of came as a shock to a lot of members yesterday when I announced we’re closing the doors on December 30th. Why? The staff is exhausted. That’s why. We all promised each other in the beginning that if this place became “work”, we were calling it quits. And, well, it’s been “work” for over six months now for some of us.
It’s been a WILD 2 1/2 years though. We’ve pioneered a site unlike any other, outlived almost all of our enemies, a technological marvel with AI robots to greet you and give you the latest news, a social networking framework, and we were controversial as hell! And I think it would be nice if we ended on a high note and look back on these days fondly. A lot of us have personal issues and projects to get back to, and they need to become a priority. But from now until Dec 30th… we’re going to be WILDER THAN EVER!
I said it, Maddox said it, and Bill Maher said it. THERE IS NO 9/11 CONSPIRACY! Together, we know everything. What more do you want?
“New Rule: Crazy people who still think the Government brought down the Twin Towers in a controlled explosion have to stop pretending that *I’M* the one who’s being naive. How big a lunatic do you have to be to watch 2 giant airliners, packed with jet fuel, slam into buildings on live TV, igniting a massive inferno with burned for 2 hours… and then think: ‘Well, if you believe *THAT* was the cause…’.”“Stop asking me to raise this ridiculous topic on the show and start asking your doctor if Paxil is right for you…”
– Bill Maher, 9/14 –
Now despite the fact that Popular Mechanics debunked ALL of the 9/11 myths, someone took the movie “Loose Change” apart line by line, and a PLETHORA of sources on the JREF forum (who ridiculed every nut that came their way)… THE CRAZIES STILL CLING TO THE CONSPIRACIES!
Bill Maher is forced to eject so-called “911 Truthers” out of his audience. (YouTube video).
Watch these arrogant”Loose Change” kids as they are confronted with facts by the editors of Popular Mechanics.
In “Loose Change” they encourage people to do research and share their findings, HOWEVER… if your conclusions are different from theirs, you’re called a “LIAR” in a childish temper tantrum, and will find yourself banned on their forums.
And people still listen to these assholes? Do people have such a “MAD-ON” for Bush that they’ll just about accept anything they hear?
OK, let’s just say for the sake of argument this WAS a massive government conspiracy involving hundreds (maybe thousands) of people:
Since I missed the whole Michael Richards flap, I thought I’d join in on the latest schadenfreude:
Network pulls ‘Dog’ Chapman TV show
Now don’t get me wrong, I love his show, and I think the Duane “Dog” Chapman is cool as hell… but really, this is inexcusable.
But you have to see the hilarious irony in a guy who didn’t want to risk “throwing away 30 years of work” only to say the “N-Word” over and over again in what he thought was a private conversation. *points and laughs*
Gawd, I thought I was watching an episode of the Boondocks!
Let’s just hope the LAPD doesn’t get wind of this… they may start to use that word next! *GASP*
It’s time again for the 6th Annual Bloggers Boobie-thon!
Problem Adults are giving our all and pitching in where we can. Hope you will too.
As the final episode of Fullmetal Alchemist plays tonight on Cartoon Network, come join us on Problem Adults to watch the movie: Full Metal Alchemist The Movie – The Conqueror of Shamballa.
Now, why am I doing this?
Personally, I think Full Metal Alchemist is one of the best Anime stories…ever! I was surprised to find out last night that this movie has been out for over a year and I never heard of it.
It wraps up the story and answers all of the questions that were left when the series ended.
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