I think it’s insulting for a pretty woman to think us guys talking to them online means we only want pu**y.
Sometimes we’re just looking for blowjobs. 😀
Category: Sex and the Workplace
Could be about sex, could be about work, could be about both… who knows until you read it?
Getting married for sex is like…
…Buying an airline for the free peanuts.
Forever Alone
Either all my ex-girlfriends are more skilled at stalking than I am, or NONE of them ever bothered to look me up on Social Networks after all this time.
The One Thing I Hate Most About Office Parties…
Is looking for a new job the next day. 🙁
Bad Company Names Pt. 1
Trying to think of how to tactfully tell my boss, Bill White, that “WHITE POWER” is probably not a good name for his new power supply company.
[The Onion] Affair Broken Up By Other Affair
How sad. I hate when this happens… 
From The Onion –Affair Broken Up By Other Affair:
ODESSA, TX—An extramarital affair between local claims adjuster Ken Hubrin and cocktail waitress Teri Belasco came to an abrupt end Monday when Hubrin informed his mistress that he had been cheating on her with coffee-shop manager Amanda Strauss.
More work issues…
My new blonde secretary isn’t working out. Today she couldn’t find her pencil and she had a tampon in her ear.
Here you go, men.
Another secret to keep you from sleeping on the couch another night. 😀
How to Be Unnaturally Patient with Your Spouse – MSN Relationships – article
"The secret to a happy marriage? A man should treat his wife like a five-year-old. Now, I’m not saying you should use monosyllabic words or give her time-outs. But use these three methods, subtly, and both your lives may be made easier…"
Nice Guys that *SHOULD* finish last….
There’s a different kind of predator online these days, the ‘Nice Guy’ – They’re worse than the average predator because they seem to fool everyone with their ‘Knight in Shining Armor’ routine. Read all about it in my SoApBoX section or my MySpace blog….
Bill Watson’s the man!
It’s not on the online version of the Pocono Record, but today’s paper reveals Kim DeBourbon is resigning as editor.
I wish her well. She was a wonderful person and we saw eye-to-eye on a lot of things that I felt the online version of the paper should have been doing. It was a pleasure to work with her. What confuses me is the article mentioning “Bill Watson and others will be covering until there’s a replacement”.
Are you kidding me? BILL WATSON’S THE MAN! He should be the new editor. He’s sharp. He’s witty. If something was going down in the Poconos, you can bet Bill Watson knew about it. He also has his finger on the pulse of what the people want to read about. Continue reading “Bill Watson’s the man!”
