Mother’s Day Weekend Pt. II

Actually, this is a paid public service announcement to all married men:

Did you notice this week you were given an awfully large amount of money to take to work for “lunch” in the past few days? Have you noticed a similar pattern during her birthday? When your anniversary was coming up?

You were supposed to buy her a gift.

Yeah, I know she said: “Oh honey, I don’t want anything…really.”

(Please bookmark this entry next time you find yourself on the couch, and you don’t know why.)

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Mother’s Day Weekend

One day isn’t enough… this year, we’re spending the weekend honoring those who have the toughest job on earth… Moms.

You’ve brought a life INTO the world, nurtured it, loved it, cried for it, and worried about it FROM day one… and will do so until you leave this world.

Of all the moms in the world, the single mom is probably the one I admire the most. There will be no husband there to serve her breakfast in bed, or buy an expensive gift, or take her out to dinner. No one to take the kids out so she can sleep late on “her day”… some may even have to go to work this weekend because they’re not only playing the role of mother *and* father, but they’re also the only source of income. They’re tough as nails, and their children will *always* come first.
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A special, magical day!

Yessiree…. May 7th is ALWAYS a special day here!

On this day, Lee’s granddaughter blows out her very first birthday candle…
Dyane’s “baby” becomes a teenager….

And, well, not that I normally play favorites with my kids, but out of all my sons, he’s *definitely* my favorite…

Happy Birthday, Johnny Brooks!

… and, well, any of you wonderful folks that would like to brighten a little boy’s day in the comments here (he can read, you know)….

Birthdays

Figures…
Birthday Alarm is down.

Besides celebrating Easter, we have two birthday girls today!!!!

  • Faith of Oxymoronic
  • Donna of Confessions of An Anti-social Bitch

You can always count on me, folks!
Send them an E-Card (no birthdays yet… but I do have a “Happy Birthday” MIDI, and I bet they’ll love the tacky & tasteless assortment in the Humor section.)

And in the spirit of showing that I am indeed a kind, and sensitive soul, I wont reveal the ages of these two old bats either.

Patriots Day

Gonna be back-to-back-to-back posts today, so much stuff is going on (and yes… the pilot episode of Super Dudes is done and online. Link to follow.)

God Bless the troopsDaphne reminds us today is Patriots Day.

You know, anyone can cheer on the winning team, root for the home team in an “easy war”. When the going gets tough? When things go really wrong? That’s when you see what people are made of. Our troops need our support more than ever.

Whether Saddam and Oday Hussein are hiding on a farm dressed as peasants somewhere, or they’re primordial ooze underneath a pile of rubble… either way, they’ll never be a threat to anyone again. No one will shed a tear for them, least of all me.

Where are all the holy men? You know the ones who scream “Death to America” everytime their coffee is too cold, or their eggs are too runny? Why aren’t they putting out a plea to the Iraqi looters and say “Hey, stop stealing other people’s shit, and destroying 7,000 years of history and artifacts!” ?

Just something new to blame America for.
It’s always America’s fault over there, isn’t it.
When the U.N. sends peace-keeping troops to some hotspot on the planet, they only see it as “The Americans interfering again.”

So now, on top of dealing with mercs, suicide bombers, and snipers, they’re expected to stop people FROM stealing their own shit? Give me a fucking break. Sorry we’re more concerned with combat and finding our people who are being tortured somewhere. Amid the gunfire and chaos, these ingrates are whining “this is democracy???”. What, they don’t have the balls to stop the looters themselves?
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Happy Birthday Dr. King

0120dmlk.jpg “… I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become reality. I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word…”

– Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. –

See? I remembered *somebody’s* birthday this week. Maybe I’m not so senile after all. 😛

DOH!!!!

You people made Nico Cry!!! You forgot it was his birthday yesterday!!!

How could you???

Well, um… I forgot too.
And it seems his brother isn’t too sure of his age. So, uhm, Happy belated birthday?

Two words: BIRTHDAY ALARM, PEOPLE!!!!! DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!

Yes. I know that was five or six.
Don’t fuck with me today.
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Since I am a sucky excuse for a human being, much less a friend…
I offer this lame-o Belated birthday gift, since I know he loves cats so much…
I re-present (for a limited time): MY CAT, PUDDY
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Because I can’t afford Zeldman’s consultation fee

Warning: If you recently had a loved one croak on you… you need to SERIOUSLY skip this thread.

While the Mrs. is reading and goofing on the local paper (you know, the one I work for???)… I hear her and her yenta friends howling like banshees downstairs over an ad:

SHARE MEMORIES.
Visit our online obituaries.”Share memories???? What the hell is THAT supposed to mean??!!??!
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How Deep is your love

Maurice Gibb 1949 - 2003“I believe in you…
You know the door to my very soul…
You’re the light in my deepest, darkest hour…
You’re my Saviour when I fall…

And you may not think I care for you…
When you know down inside that really do…
And it’s me you need to show….

How deep is your love…
I really need to learn…
’cause we’re living in a world of fools …
Breaking us down …
When they all should let us be …
We belong to you and me… ”
© 1977 Barry, Robin, & Maurice Gibb

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