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“I carry my crucifix under my deathlist
Forward my mail to me in Hell
Liars and the martyrs lost faith in The Father
Long lost in the wishing well”
– Mötley Crüe : “Wild Side” -Heard this last night on KNAC.Com.
That’s poetry man! Loud & Wild… just like me. (It’s not too loud, you’re just too fucking old, that’s all! {Mid-Life Crisis Commences in 24 days, got it all planned out…thanks for asking!})
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