[The Onion] Affair Broken Up By Other Affair

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How sad. I hate when this happens… sad

From The Onion –Affair Broken Up By Other Affair:

ODESSA, TX—An extramarital affair between local claims adjuster Ken Hubrin and cocktail waitress Teri Belasco came to an abrupt end Monday when Hubrin informed his mistress that he had been cheating on her with coffee-shop manager Amanda Strauss.

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