Anyone want a dog? CHEAP?

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Willing to go to a good Chinese Restaurant.

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Asshinctersayswhat?

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Someone had the AUDACITY to call me a 'pretentious pr!ck' today. I almost choked on my latte.

Eric Brooks

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-04

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  • – ADD Pillowpants as a friend NOW!!! And tell them that Sweet Niriato sent you. http://lnk.ms/B6hxH #
  • – Ever wondered why you are so $&#@ing STOOPID? Hulia is bringing culcher to MySpace… LOAD MOUTHS http://lnk.ms/B74qH #
  • – Hey, whoever is flinging those bullshit “Rominy E-Curses” at me, can you knock it off? I’m trying to watch tv here… #
  • – A very important article to share with children. Either yours, or the altar boy currently sitting on your lap in the … http://lnk.ms/B8PVb #
  • – YOU cyberbullies make me sick. http://lnk.ms/8pBKD #
  • – Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? A: Cuz FIFA said it didn’t. #
  • Q: How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus? A: Put poison on the windows. #
  • – This Week’s ‘Dirty Sally Challenge’, courtesy of the one and only 4 Ur Viewing Pleasure… http://lnk.ms/B8SDb #

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    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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    Hey Little Girl

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    I actually remade this song in 1991. It was all New Jack Swing and I rapped too. It was badass. LOL. Where are all my old demo tapes???!!!?

    Eric Brooks

    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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    Welcome to…

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    The Alzheimer’s information web page.
    Please enter your 16 digit password.

    Eric Brooks

    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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    If Helen Keller had ESP…

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    Would you say she had a fourth sense?

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    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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    Banned from eBay?

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    I have been banned from eBay.

    Apparently, a rat and a plastic tube does not constitute a Do-It-Yourself abortion kit.

    Eric Brooks

    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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    Q & A time!

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    Q: How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus?
    A: Put poison on the windows.

    Q: What’s the difference between acne and a catholic priest
    A: Acne usually comes on boys faces after they turn twelve.

    Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
    A: Because when they come there wet and wild….And when they leave, they take your house

    I love Sickipedia.org. 😀

    Eric Brooks

    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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    Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-27

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  • This week’s challenge courtesy of Nay Nay! (IF that’s her real name) http://lnk.ms/8Wnph #
  • UH OH! I just heard that the internet is “THERIOUTH BITHNETH” according to Carl Cannabithhhhhhh #
  • Missing someone on your friends list? People are picking on poor, sweet, little innocent Stacey again. http://lnk.ms/8W6r6 #
  • She got deleted? Is MySpazz kidding???!!!? We’re in the middle of a weekly challenge here!!! http://lnk.ms/9w0YR #
  • – I kind of sidetracked and rambled a bit instead of staying on point… but in the wee hours of the night I blogged. http://lnk.ms/9wD4F #
  • Good stuff right here! Though the NAA should be BANNED from MySpace! Grrrrrrr! http://lnk.ms/9wSKq #

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    Eric Brooks

    Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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