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Happy St. Paddy’s day, Laddies and Lassies! (Not that I think you ladies are actually “collies” per se… but well, you know.)
If you’re looking for FREE St. Patrick’s Day E-Cards, you’ve come to the right place.
(My British grandmum must be spinning in her grave right now. I just know it.)
HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
Theologian calls novel insulting ‘sack full of lies’
Nothing spells “desperation and distraction” more than a Vatican assault on a book that’s already been out for two years.
“REAL history??!!??!?” Does he really wanna go there? The Cathars also believed that Jesus and Mary Magdelene had a thing going on and they were exterminated by the Catholic Church for it in the Middle Ages.
Current history (or should I say scandals) don’t make them look too good either, when you think about it.
Continue reading “Vatican assault on DaVinci Code”
I’m bored with cats and dogs and black bears as pets.
So guess what? I bought a Chupacabra on Ebay tonight!!!!
There’s a guy who breeds them in Puerto Rico and ships them. Ever since I saw one on the Venture Brothers, I wanted one… arent they cute?
Now you may ask, where do they originally come from since they’ve only terrorized South America since 1995?
Where all unexplained phenomenon come from, silly…. UFO’s!!!!
This little tyke in the picture isn’t fully grown. He’s only about a foot and a half. They grow to about 3 feet. They need a constant blood, so I figure I’ll let him have the dog & cats to play with (not Puddy though), and when the weather gets warm, he can chase and suck out the innards of deer in the back yard.
And if the kids don’t like him, I’ll just flush him down the toilet like I did the alligator I got them for Christmas.
Meanwhile he needs a name. Any suggestions?
I (being one who refuses to be labeled) have finally given a name to my religion, and it is Deism.
(Wait. What closet did you think I was coming out of? WHOAH!!! I meant “spiritual” closet. I mean, not that there is anything wrong with the other closet, but I mean, you know, really… WHOAH!!!!)
Deism is about relying on reason, not faith.
Faith makes you do stupid things like trying to convert an unsaved lion to Christianity at the zoo, believing God has commissioned you to stalk Mel Gibson, or (my personal favorite) drinking cyanide-laced kool aid/have a standoff with the ATF because your beloved spiritual leader said so.
Continue reading “About me finally coming out of the closet”
A great article on “Leet Speak” on MSN.
While a lot of it is self-explanitory, this will give you a fairly comprehensive guide, so you don’t have to wing it and be a PhuXing P0z0r NE-mor3.
– gOdOfMiScHiEf –
P.S. Y3r kid haz pr0n and w4r3z stashed on y0ur hard drive… l8r!
I love Jack Chick, I really do. I find myself addicted to his tracts and his odd reasoning sometimes. He’s a great artist and he captures those unsaved people getting livid over hearing the name “Jesus Christ” like nobody else!
Basically there’s three ways to convert people to Christianity.
Basically it boils down to this with the Chick method:
If you’re a Catholic… you’re going to hell
If you watch Harry Potter…. you’re going to hell
If you read any other Bible besides the King James version… you’re going to hell
If you’re a mormon, freemason, buddhist, muslim… well, three guesses where you’re going? (The first two guesses don’t count).
This whole discussion has moved to my new Religion section in SoApBoX
http://www.ericbrooks.com/soapbox/the-facts-and-myths-of-satanism/
See you there!
You know what?
I think WHUZZUPDATE is going to be switched to Plain text email in the next one.
I just found out my subscribing function has been busted for the last month (you have to confirm, but you can’t confirm if you don’t get the damn confirmation email, can you?). While testing it, the HTML mail automatically registers as “spam”. I send out an html mail “thank you” with the E-Cards…. and don’t have this problem. GAH!!!!!
So, I send out my latest newsletter, titled “I (heart) my cat, I (spade) my dog“. Basically explaining why my last post has the word “hiatus” in it. Long time CyberPals know that’s a codeword for something.
Even the plain text emails are ending up in my Yahoo Bulk Mail folder… ARRRRGH!!!!!
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It’s quite foolproof (well, except for the fact that I can’t make your ISP understand it’s not spam.) If you put in your name and email above, it will tell you on the top of this page if you’re subscribed or not… so if you’re not sure, give it a whirl.
If you’re sure you ARE subscribed, check your spam filters, or bulk mail folders.
I’m going to bed….
Starting Tuesday, I re-emerge back into the workforce (don’t expect me to even mention it any more online, as many aspects of my life are now staying private.)
Finally bit the bullet and bought The DaVinci Code today. I’ve heard so much about it…. I’ll post a review when I’m done, k?
Update: : 1:39PM. Just finished the book. WOW.
Recommended reading if you’re a history buff/intellectual/conspiracy theorist (or all of the above)….
This whole discussion has moved to my new Religion section in SoApBoX
http://www.ericbrooks.com/soapbox/freethinkers-is-that-like-freezer-burn-or-jumbo-shrimp/
See you there!
Disclaimer: The views expressed herein are solely those of Eric Brooks. They do not necessarily reflect those of his employers, friends, contacts, family, or even his pets (though my cat, Puddy, seems to agree with me on many key issues.). In accordance to my terms of use, you hereby acknowledge my right to psychoanalyze you, practice accupuncture, and mock you incessantly with every visit. As the user, you also acknowledge that the author has been legally declared a "Problem Adult" by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, and is therefore not responsible for any of his actions. ALSO, the political views and products advertised on this site may/may not reflect the views of Puddy or myself, so please don't take them as an endorsement. We just need to eat.
