Rorshach anyone?

They got all this FROM me looking at pictures of scary-ass demons, guys being tortured by female gang members, and women being raped at gunpoint????

E-Mode Ink Blot Test… (via Robyn)

E***, your unconscious mind is driven most by Curiosity

This means you are full of questions about life, people, and the potential of your future. You spend more time than others envisioning the possibilities of your life – things that others are too afraid to consider.

Your curiosity burns with an almost physical need to know and do more. It’s only through new experiences that you feel a greater understanding of yourself or the world – which ultimately is the greatest way for you to feel satisfied.

(Like…”Why are some of you people so fucked up???” You mean I’m the only one who’s asked you?)

It is possible that the underlying reason for your drive towards curiosity is a deeply rooted fear of boredom. That means that you are probably more susceptible than others to feel like you’re falling INTO a rut when life slows down INTO a comfortable routine.

(WHO…ME???? “Fear of boredom????” pshaw!)

[I spared you the rest of this inside…]
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Rejected Bloggie Categories

From the home office in Sioux City Iowa…
“Rejected Bloggie Categories” – For some reason, Nicolai Nolan just didn’t feel like adding them, despite my spams, e-mail bombs, and threats of “something really, REALLY bad” happening to his cat:
And they are…

  • Best Blog by a washed-up child actor
  • Best blog by a space cadet aboard the Starship Enterprise
  • Best meme by a guy too cheap to take his wife out to dinner
  • Most comments for eating a sandwich
  • Best blog by a child actor who DIDN’T do time with Todd Bridges
  • Most comments for taking a dump with corns in it
  • Best blog by a guy whose initials are “WW”
  • Best blog by a guy who stared at Beverly Crusher’s hooters a little TOO much for a “tv son”…
  • Best blog by someone who thanks God every day Rick Berman or William “fucking” Shatner didn’t read him before being cast in “Nemesis”
  • And the Number ONE rejected blog category….

  • 2002 WINNER: Most Likely To Be Seen On COPSBest blog by a guy who doesn’t know that 99% of his footage was cut FROM Nemesis because -e- has Rick Berman’s and William “fucking” Shatner’s email addys PLUS all the links to where Wil Wheaton was talking smack about them.

heh heh…

*groan, bitch, whine*

Sorry about the two-day absence here… a series of work-related crises is going on which has required at least 48 hours of me.

Not to mention that I think that Kat and Nico have passed their back problems to me. Bastards. It’s a wonder I don’t wake the whole house up with my screams, trying to get out of bed at 3AM!

Not saying any of you guys give a rat’s ass about any on this… just filling you in. :0)

Curse me and my penis!!!!

**// A reprint FROM December 18th, 2001. It’s my homage to female designers on the web.

The madness and mayhem begins when I successfully tap INTO my “inner-woman” for help in a design project… unfortunately, our young hero discovers that his “inner-woman” is a psycho headcase with PMS (joy!).

Dedicated to Jann, and Deb… who can use some cheering up today. //**

Wet yo’ pants, candyass!

Can we talk?

Wow! It seems the Trolls had a field day this week. Nico took down pictures, Michele scrapped her 2002 Most intriguing Bloggers project. wKen had to remove comments off his photo site, and Solonor has been taking shit FROM the Muther Farkers resonsible for it. And, in Wil Whatizname’s defense… spoke out against what happened to wKen.

(Speaking of which, I see my homegurl took Wil outside for a private spanking, yesterday. YOU GO GIRL!)

Well, isn’t that ALL a fine, howdy do?
As Michele once said: “How come the people with the biggest opinions and loudest mouths are always anonymous?”
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Those crappy 70’s songs!

Wanted: Male volunteers FROM the studio audience.
Because: There are four very SADISTIC women running rampant on this site in dire need of a serious SPANKING!

Remember the 70’s? The sun shined so damn bright everyone had to squint? Everything was yellow and/or orange? The goddamned “happy face guy”????
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It is an OUTRAGE, an OUTRAGE, I tell ya!!!

Ladies and gentlemen…

I rarely ask anything of you.
I probably should have spoken up when they deliberately named the latest Lord Of The Rings movie “The Two Towers“… Exploiting the tragedy of September 11th, so Hollywood can make a few extra bucks!!!!

But we have time now… Stop the making of “Return of The King”!!!!
Join the protest. Read every page.

HAVEN’T WE, AS AMERICANS, SUFFERED ENOUGH????

(Solonor contributed to this scandalous exclusive story.)

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