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Get your butts over to Skarlet, and cheer her up.
She needs it. That’s all you need to know.
Come armed with jokes, goofy links and Pecan pie.
Uhm…Excuse me????
Where are you going with the pecan pie?
Did I **SAY** the Pecan pie was for HER???
Michele has them. Rachel has them. I want them.
No. Not hooters…
Testimonials… and I think they’re cool.
I was on the phone with Kimberly (of Benign Vertigo/Erratic Frog Fame) last week, and we were chuckling over her “Why? Because you’re an Überdick.” line.
Yes, I thought that was hilarious.
Flaming someone with a certain panache seems like a lost art these days. :0)
I also have Matt Rossi’s classic “Festering Balls of Jesus, we’re all gonna die!” of almost three years ago on MetaFilter.
Anybody want to come up with some fun testimonials for me? I’ll have two or three run randomly with links to you…
I’d do it myself, but in case you haven’t noticed by the lame posts here lately… we’re kind of tapping a burnt-out dry well here.
The funnier, nastier, and more creative the better.
(I have a feeling John is going to have us all pissing our pants in this one.)
Thanks, and have a day!
-e-
Harry Potter – Fucking awesome. Better than the first (which was pretty damn good too.)
To the old bitches that kept “shusshing me” as I tried to tell friend something a few rows down, and the people that had a problem with my smoking:
Fuck You!
How rude can people get????
After four hours of no comments, the fair citizens of CyberTown have spoken:
Nobody cares about “The Web argument that never ends”
Therefore neither do I.
Time to move on.
You will hear about it no more here.
Therefore, I will resume all the fun and usual antics here, when I get back from seeing Harry Potter at the movies today.
(Comments are still set to “Flamewar Mode”, in case anyone pulls any funny bidness…. I’ll change that when I get back)
“Every time I try to get out… THEY PULL ME BACK IN!”
– Michael Corleone, Godfather III –
No Lee, you’re not perfect. If it’s any consolation to you, neither am I.
(I could add on “No one is”, but that would make me judgmental, wouldn’t it?)
Continue reading “Do I, or don’t I?”
YOU SUCK!
YOU THINK EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS ABOUT YOU!!!
I CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER SECOND OF YOUR WHINING AND DRIVELING “POOR ME” BULLSHIT!
Whine! Whine! Whine! Whine! Whine! Whine!
Yeah I’m fucking talking to you!!!!
(No not *you*. You’ll flame me out of existence… I mean this to the little wimp behind you.)
How much more of your nauseating crap are you planning on putting us through, anyway? On and on about crap that nobody cares about.
(No I’m not really talking about you. It *IS* directed toward the big guy that can flame me out of existence, but I’m such a non-assertive chickenshit with confrontational issues, that I’d rather hurt everyone else’s feelings instead? Hope you understand.)
YAWN! YOU! SUCK!!!!!
DON’T LIKE IT? STOP COMING HERE, ASSHOLE!!!!!
Can you kindly leave me some comments, people?
Nothing says “Hey I’m sitting at the cool kid’s table” more than an entry with a hefty set of comments.
Please answer any or all of the following questions either in my comments or on your blog, but leave a comment here so we can all read your answers:
Jeezus! I’ve been asleep for a half-hour when I just jolted out of bed with a horrific vision:
A little boy, dark hair, wearing all blue, crossing a street.
A greyish/dark green van just mowed him down.
The thing is, the van didn’t even stop. He went under, and at least two wheels ran over him. And there wasn’t a damn thing we could do about it!
You know…
Thank God none of us take what’s written in blogs seriously. If that were so, I’d have to pack a bulletproof vest and hire Jet Li when I go to BlogCon II. 🙂
I’m reading this article right now, where the police are issuing warrants in L.A. and Vegas, probing just-released-from-prison-last-year Marion “Suge” Knight and investigating the muders of Tupac Shakur and Notorius B.I.G.
It’s about damn time.
“A recent Los Angeles Times article speculated that Notorious B.I.G. was behind the Shakur murder.”
Oh gee… Ya think?????
Five years ago, I thought *EVERYBODY* knew that!
Not that this is anything new in the music biz, or even restricted in rap. Mötley Crüe seems to always be kicking some band’s ass that was talking shit about them in a magazine or on MTV.
You would think everyone would learn to rise above the petty vendettas, realize that their talents are netting them a great livelihood, and they are now in a business?
But then again, maybe the music business *IS* the problem.
Tupac’s & Biggie Smalls’ CD’s sold like hotcakes post-mortem. Look for a RUN-DMC “greatest hits” coming soon, and that will soar up the charts now that Jam Master Jay is gone.
(*I think this investigation including Jam Master Jay is a bit of a stretch… he wasn’t into this kind of bullshit. Quite frankly, the only reason I was interested in the article is because I was hoping there was a break in that case. I could give two shits less about any of these guys.*)
I suggest a better idea for the record industry that sees young, talented Black men as nothing more than a commodity… A BOXING MATCH.
Think about it. Marion “Suge” Knight -vs- Sean “P. Diddy” Combs on Pay-Per-View. I know I’d pay to see it. They wanna gun each other down afterward…? Who cares???? The public got some entertainment, and the powers that be make a shitload of money… a win-win situation for the record business.
Sounds like a fun idea for bloggers too. A new event for BlogCon.
I’m picturing Faith, Michele, or Melly taking on their longtime adversaries in a match of Jello Wrestling in bikinis and…and…
I gotta go, something suddenly came up!!!!!! 😀
Sorry… no earth-shattering events so far.
Just came home to zonk for a few hours… it’s hard to even have an erotic dream when half your face is swollen up like a damn chipmunk again. So please come back to this site when I have accomplished something remotely interesting or mischevious…
In the meantime, perhaps the gentlemen here (all four of you) would like to help a lady out.
Tess is running a Man Questionnaire on her site. Perfectly confidential. She’s trying to gain some insights as to why we are such stubborn pains in the asses that would rather circle the earth than stop for directions.
Continue reading “Why can’t women leave the damn toilet seat up?”
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