WHUZZUP!

• Who said no one is allowed to have a say in what they feel on their pages?
• Who said you can’t have some fun? I’m a big boy, I can take it. Hell, who knew you had a sense of humor?
• Let me get this straight, YOU’RE offended at being on the list of “chicks with egos” now???? Remind me what the name of your site is again? ctrl-alt-…..?????(yes, the “title” attribute works in a <B> tag, did you know that?)
• And I “started it” by posting a link to your site, and sharing my innermost thoughts in a Yahoo Club with over 500 members? Learned my lesson, it’ll never happen again.
• For the millions of you that constantly talk about me, and think I’m paranoid…STOP IT!!!! I’m not PARANOID!!!!!
• I barely take myself seriously… much less you two yutzes! I’m not playing “victim” here, I’m just too busy for a flame-war right now.I can pencil you and Jenett in for the second week of November to make your lives a living hell, okay? Best I can do…can I go back to work now…Pleeeeeeease????? It’ll be like old times again, I promise.

That’s right kiddies! Grab yourself a piece of history by bidding on WKRZ’s Rocky Rhodes’ underwear!

Psycho Mike swiped ’em and they’re up for grabs and is auctioning them on eBay. Don’t let some lunatic overseas get them!!!!! (btw, NO SKIDMARKS) Bidding starts at $1.00!!!!!!

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PS: Happy Birthday Lisa Marie O’Brien!

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Carole & I saw a dog today running around in the woods behind our house (where I buried all the family pets) we both could have sworn it was Spanky for his annual visit. (Spooky stuff, huh?).

Awww…. this is what it’s all about folks. Friendship & sticking together.

For those who barely care about soap operas: The next to last entry in MiScHiEf Anonymous hurt Miz Kitty’s feelings. So buddy Joe Jenett lashes out in his own wimpy way (sorry, Joe…I gag from the taste of alcohol, so being “town drunk” is rather impossible). Faith, knowing that I would never read that entry, turns the screws and spells it out for folks like me who are too dense to understand this oblique reference.

I wonder if any of these boneheads decided to check with Miz Kitty to see if I’ve apologized, before launching a new war on me? I don’t even have the fucking time for this schoolyard bullshit right now.

And you wonder why I have no respect for any of these bozos.

I think we can all find some common ground in agreeing that Miz Kitty is a valuable treasure on the web. Someone whom I’ve always respected, and would feel guilty as hell if web nastiness ran her out of the blog scene again.

While I’m not one to post people’s emails in public forums, I feel one line she said to me yesterday put it best as I <whispers:> groveled for forgiveness:

“buddies? aw, heck ya…. life really is too short. ”

Now there’s a lady with class.
I *almost* learned a lesson out of this, too! :0)

Gee whiz Faith… five entries about lil’ ol me in less than a week…??? I’m flattered!

Hey, when have I *ever* been afraid to speak out and stir some shit????

Actually, I made the decision to shitcan MiScHiEf Anonymous and my Yahoo Discussion early today because of that pesky reality stuff that’s been plaguing me & my family lately. While I wanted to try blogger and have some fun, it’s been proven to take up too much of my time. Blogging regularly is hard work… I give ya credit.

So pat yourself on the back, Charlie Chan! Even though everyone at Astounding Websites has known it was me for months….

How does it feel to be the last one in on the joke? Just curious. :0)

Well, since nothing major seems to be happening on the web this week, I thought I’d take a moment to announce that I got my Halloween E-Cards dusted off, and ready to roll at the Card Shop.

Lookie… I made one for you (inspired by a certain loudmouth in NYC)

Well, you’re missing all the fun at KNAC.Com.

Right now, they have porn star Justine Romet, plugging her new movie, and offering, uh, a “sneak preview” via their studio cam.

Yes, I have it blocked out… this IS a family-oriented site, you know

“Living in a house inside a house.
Feels like it’s a maze and I’m the mouse.

Whenever I try to run, I’m pulled back in.
Beaten and freed of pain and sin.

I scream I want out but no one heard.
Living like a rat when I want to be a bird.

Flying through the sky with no worries whatsoever.
Giving myself false hope, but the truth is:

I’m here FOREVER.”
Skizz – “Catch22” from Sociedad Gastada

Weekend Surfing Picks…

• Sociedad Gastada – Skizz had his site down for the longest time. Sociedad Gastada brings it back with a roaring vengeance. A powerful blend of sounds and images, he’s just getting better and better at what he does. The splash page has Elmo surrounded by at least a dozen hotspots revealing hidden subliminal messages. It’s possible the entire work is open to interpretation, but it stuck me that the Elmo doll took on several forms; From a corporate icon, to a hideous monster in “Kiddie Corruption“, to even a statement that we’re all puppets… trapped in this “Wasted Society“. Not since his I Am A Designer, did a piece reach out and literally speak to me somewhere in my soul. It just kicked my ass!Before you click that link, I suggest you have your resolution settings set to 1024 x 768, it’s the only way you can take it all in (and believe me, I don’t change my settings for anyone!).
• The Apple of My Eye- I’ll bet you any amount of money it’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen! I don’t know why, but I love it. It caught me off guard.
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• God’s Billboards – You know all those billboards across the highways everywhere? Duane Sorensen has them all together in this virtual highway with the theme from “Forrest Gump” playing in the background. Legend has it that those billboards are paid for anonymously in cash, and no one knows who’s behind it. (wanna bet the guy looks like George Burns?). My favorite: “What part of ‘Thou Shalt Not’ didn’t you understand????“

SHEESH! Some people have no sense of humor.
But then again, I stopped hearing the laughter weeks ago.

Or maybe she does by trying to imply he’s anything like me.
(Man, what’s it gonna take to make people consider me a mad genius???)

Lighten up Faith… none of this is real. It’s the internet.

What on earth would make our Miss Kaminsky assume that some guy that seems to cause a ton of trouble on Yahoo Clubs (with a name like “God Of Mischief”, no less.) would be moi? Well you gotta admit “Fer Fuck’s Sake” is kind of her trademark catchphrase….. and lots of guys think she’s hot.

Upon further examination of the club, it seems the other person that this club member was responding to, has a homepage with graphics fully accredited to Kimberly…small world, huh? Not to mention there’s actually a member in the “Mad As Hell” club that goes by the name “ctr_alt_ego” …. COINCIDENCE?

I’ll tell you what’s going on… it’s a conspiracy. THOSE DAMN DIVAS ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AGAIN!!!!!

Next thing you know, they’ll come up with some cockamamie story about me living a double life and shacking up with a chick on another blog. Wouldn’t surprise me a bit. It’s slander I tell you!!!!!!!

Faith, you know outside of this page, I only have nice things to say about you. But, dammit, you bring out the worst in me. ;0)