Author: Eric Brooks

Wet yo’ pants, candyass!

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Can we talk?

Wow! It seems the Trolls had a field day this week. Nico took down pictures, Michele scrapped her 2002 Most intriguing Bloggers project. wKen had to remove comments off his photo site, and Solonor has been taking shit FROM the Muther Farkers resonsible for it. And, in Wil Whatizname’s defense… spoke out against what happened to wKen.

(Speaking of which, I see my homegurl took Wil outside for a private spanking, yesterday. YOU GO GIRL!)

Well, isn’t that ALL a fine, howdy do?
As Michele once said: “How come the people with the biggest opinions and loudest mouths are always anonymous?”
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Those crappy 70’s songs!

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Wanted: Male volunteers FROM the studio audience.
Because: There are four very SADISTIC women running rampant on this site in dire need of a serious SPANKING!

Remember the 70’s? The sun shined so damn bright everyone had to squint? Everything was yellow and/or orange? The goddamned “happy face guy”????
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It is an OUTRAGE, an OUTRAGE, I tell ya!!!

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Ladies and gentlemen…

I rarely ask anything of you.
I probably should have spoken up when they deliberately named the latest Lord Of The Rings movie “The Two Towers“… Exploiting the tragedy of September 11th, so Hollywood can make a few extra bucks!!!!

But we have time now… Stop the making of “Return of The King”!!!!
Join the protest. Read every page.

HAVEN’T WE, AS AMERICANS, SUFFERED ENOUGH????

(Solonor contributed to this scandalous exclusive story.)

A moment of your time, jerkoff…

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**//.. An ambiguous post. I don’t normally do this stuff. ..//**

So much for trying to let it go.
I should have known better, when the beginning of every month it starts up like a flare of PMS. Over and over.

You know, for someone who “isn’t going to play”… That’s TWICE now.

Twice I have been to someone’s comments and there you are talking your shit. I’m trying really hard to figure out if you’re just an idiot that believes all the lies of a one-sided story, as quite a few people were temporarily fooled FROM their emotional outbursts… or you’re just an asshole committed to perpetuating the lies out of loyalty to your insane friends. You know… one lies, and the others cover for it?

“Abused children who grew up to become the abusers.”

Someone posted that anonymously somewhere about you guys.
Whoever you are, I thank you FROM the bottom of my heart. You’ve hit the nail on the head with this particular group.

You folks have become the people you’ve hated the most. The ones who’ve hurt you, raped you, abused you, beaten you, verbally berrated you, and ignored your pleas for help.

Congratulations. You’re one of them now. You must be beaming with pride.
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Student Bodies got a bad reputation.

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Well, looky-looky! It appears we all made the Weekly Wrap Up

There’s been quite a lot of blogging about high schoolish behavior, A-lists, and “inner circle syndrome”… let’s explore that a bit more, but with a slightly different twist.

1. Did you like high school? Why or why not?
Hell no! Who did? (Well Kindergarten and 12th grade did rock somewhat, but the rest sucked monkey cocks.)

**..// Edited: I just realized the question was “High School”. Look, I was happy in Kindergarten. Leave me alone. ..//**
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It’s Bloggie time!

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Hee hee haa haaaa!!!
It… t-ti…
BWAAAAA HAHAHAHA!!!!!
It’s time to nominate your.. your…
HEEE HEE HAA HAA HO !!!! OMG!!!! CALL 9-1-1!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Oh fuck it. Faith can tell you what’s going on with the awards.

(WARNING: Keep your drinks FAR away FROM your monitor while reading.)

After winning the Pea Brain of the Year Award… I mean, what else is there? I am SO not worthy of a nomination.

Sociology 101: Why you’re an unpopular dork

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“Have you ever noticed the ones that seem to throw around the labels and insults are the very same ones who blogged about being excluded in school?”
– Robyn (“There is NO A-LIST”), of Tampatantrum –

I’ve watched Robyn and her friends get very popular over the past few months… and I’ve seen her take more and more crap and criticism because of that popularity. As with Michele, Miz Kitty, Kottke, Zeldman… and any other so-called “A-Lister” that has come by…

I can lend some insight to that.
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