Fun with the liberal media vol1

Anyone in the Pennsylvania area that has Blue Ridge Cable saw something interesting on the news tonight.

Are you gonna believe the media, or are you gonna believe me?
Good!

My friends work maintenance at Mountain Laurel Center for the Performing Arts.  A lot has changed since the glorious summer opening featuring Tom Ridge and the Philharmonic. I’m not too terribly comfortable talking about it, I’ve discussed it in my newsletter over the summer…

… but well, let’s just say “The Fat Lady is about to sing” over there, ok?

So Blue Ridge’s news crew was there (and denied access), my friends are moving computers, spot the cameras and their high-powered microphones, and One says out loud: “Do you want to bring these computers were stealing to your house or mine?”

Of course it’s been aired in its entirety. Sound and all. (*SNORT*)
Our phones have been ringing off the hook all day.
No charges have been filed on the two burglars yet. :0)


It’s all pretty sad, but I’m not ready to declare Mt. Laurel officially dead just yet.
Millions in grants and taxpayer dollars have been poured INTO it, and obviously it was run by incompetent morons.

Rather than pull for local support, they gambled on the New York, New Jersey, Philly crowd to pay New York prices to go to a place in the middle of nowhere.

Ask Lambchop what it was like trying to find my house last Spring. Mt. Laurel is the complex just before that, down the road. Tell me, ANYONE unfamiliar with the area will ever find the place? Duh.

Bill Watson offers a hilarious overview of “Mt. Laurel Center for Old Farts” in the latest EPCN. It offers a lot of of helpful ideas for Season two… and I hope SOMEONE is listening.

…I’m talking about those who aren’t going to jail, of course.

Catching up…

Jeez…
February was just too short. I still have so much I want to do on this site.

I’m just getting around to catching up on a few sites. I have some really great news, but I’m not ready to share it. (No we’re NOT HAVING another baby! What the hell are YOU smoking???).

So instead, I’ll just point you elsewhere:

  • Jet has a really good and thought-provoking post about The Passion of the Christ. (I’ll be working something up eventually. It would help if I see it too. Ya think?)
  • Tina is asking for you to send some prayers in her general direction. She’ll redirect it FROM there.
  • Wouldn’t hurt to send some prayers and good vibes over to Suzette, as her mom isn’t doing very well.
  • For the designer geek in you, Zeldman (and A List Apart) announces “Drop Shadows in CSS”… sweet!
  • For more geeky 3D fun, I found the ParaMatrix 3D Menu program in my referrers.
  • The Best (and Worst) of April Fool’s Day – Just released at Urban Legends….Since it’s the only OFFICIAL holiday this site recognizes, I figure I should give you guys a month to get some ideas… (“In 1998, Burger King Released ‘Left Handed Whoppers’…”) hahahaha!!!
  • More later…

    Ghosts of the past, conflicts of the present

    There’s lots of new changes on the site whether you see it or not. For starters, the site is “skinned”. I’m in the process of making a back-end CMS (content management system) that controls my links, fonts, and now the guestbook.

    As you can see, I haven’t added the “Sign my book” function yet. And as you can tell FROM the most recent date… it’s been awhile. It’s almost painful to read some of the entries and remember what they were for.

    A lot of history here.


    No, I’m still off until March… and with a series of brand new redesigns. But a few things have come up…

    A ghost FROM the past has come back to haunt me in the form of a legal action next month that requires my undivided attention. The fact is, this case shouldn’t be. Of course, you know how the court system in PA works:

    1. Plaintiff open his mouth.
    2. Judge looks at defendant.
    3. Defendant has to prove their innocence.

    I’ve never seen such stupid horseshit in my life. I have to prove this dickhead has no case, rather than the judge asking what evidence the plaintiff has to justify wasting our time. Otherwise I have to deal with my stuff being auctioned again to pay whatever the judge awards this clown just for filling out three forms and showing up.

    Oh yeah, and he’s in a wheelchair too. Tell me how my odds are.


    I’m torn here…

    I’ve always been enamored by the concept of us all HAVING a sense of “community”. Aside FROM the typical things that communities do, like get together, have barbeques and block parties and good times…

    … there comes times when you have to take out the trash.

    Some people rise to the occasion, and some people don’t. I remember the outrage when we heard that a married adult blogger asked an underage girl to masturbate on her web cam, when another turned out to be a manipulative prick that hurt people and hid behind their charisma, when another led us to believe she had a daughter dying of cancer…

    The list goes on over the years. The offending parties end up being chased to the outskirts of town with torches and pitchforks… and we never hear FROM them again.

    In a strange, ironic twist… a post FROM a dear, sweet friend showed up in my referrals today to remind me that there are people that care… and there are people there for you when you need them.

    There’s more to it though. Lots more. You can ask anyone that gets involved… there’s a price to pay. You get the “Why don’t you mind your business?” email harassment. You make enemies for life. If you don’t get enough backup, you get the shit kicked out of you for all to see.

    Been there done that. More times than I care to remember.

    It’s a big-ass community now. The stakes get higher and higher.
    Do we start taking the “mind your business” route?
    Do we take it when we stand more to lose than gain?
    Do we do it even after we’ve been burnt so many times in the past?

    I don’t want to give out particulars just yet (it’s not political, ok?). I’m very interested in what you think.

    Is it worth it to get involved in the web community anymore?
    Is it time for some of us to hang up our badges as “Net Police”?
    You can even post anonymously and/or not leave an email.

    Happy New Year!!! (Screw you 2003… I’m going home!)

    HOLY SHIT!!!
    NO SMOKING!
    FOX News would like to remind visitors to NYC that there is a smoking ban in effect, except on designated street corners.
    When Mayor Bloomberg says “No smoking on the streets”… HE MEANS IT!!!

    “In other news, pop superstar Michael Jackson again finds himself in legal trouble when authorities in Santa Barbara ORDER him fingerprinted and booked on charges of ‘extreme creepiness, even for California.’

    Jackson’s attorney expresses outrage, telling a press conference that his client ‘doesn’t even HAVE fingerprints.’…”

    Dave Barry’s 2003 Year in review
    … end this joke of a year with a laugh, I say.

    HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!

    Added 01/01/04 – Or you can travel back to a simpler time, four years ago, when redneck survivalists were at the bottom of the Y2K food chain.

    Y2K Mike: The first great practical joke of the 21st Century.. An EricBrooks.Com® classic!

    Brother can you spare a dime?

    If you’re one of those “Charity begins at home”-types that prefer to help an American in need, well here’s your chance:

    While bouncing through Michele’s comments, I stumbled onto Gary Farber and his site. This gentleman is trying to raise money to keep FROM being evicted. He’s been down on his luck, out of work, and has a matter of days to make rent. More details on his site. I thought I’d spread the word.

    Jon reports The Reasons for Christmas Project is still selling, go figure! A sale FROM Italy just came through the website today.

    While continuing my segways in this post… I sent your copies of the CD out today. Better late than never?

    Merry Christmas to all… and to all a good night!

     

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    I want to wish all of my good friends all over the world a Merry Christmas, and a Happy, safe, and kickass New Year!

    …of course to some of my OTHER friends, I offer the alternate version of this graphic.
    (I wouldn’t click that link at work, in front of the kiddies, or grandma if I were you.)

    Time to wind it down and be with the family.
    God bless you all!

    Eric Brooks

    Reasons for Christmas, FREE Hanukkah & XMas E-Cards… and STILL no damn newsletter.

    Oh man… another season flying by this year. It seems like only yesterday that the Christmas Season started in September… where does the time go?

    I’m going to try and squeeze a newsletter out before Christmas… but no promises.

    Free Hannukah and Christmas E-Cards here… I’ll probably be making them Flash next year.

    Photos FROM Dec 11th’s Reasons for Christmas live show are up on their site. I have to add a new review FROM the L.A. Times and I believe we’re going to wrap it up over there for now. Plans are being made for it next year to not only raise money for Pocono Area Transitional Housing… but it will be re-packaged with a new INSERT and raise money for a Pentagon Memorial for the victims of Sept. 11th.

    A few people have asked here how well the sales went. I know the goal was to raise $300,000. I have no idea how close they got, but I know some major companies kicked in FROM the community:

    • East Stroudsburg Savings Association not only fronted the money for all production costs, but bought a copy for each employee and sold them at every bank branch.
    • The PA SKI Association bought a copy for each member of the Pennsylvania House of Representatives.
    • Aventis Pasteur footed the bill for the live show.

    For those who have been too polite to ask where the copy of Reasons for Christmas that you won back in November. Please don’t take it out on your mailman… the embarrassing truth is, I haven’t been able to mail them out yet. I’m really sorry, and your gift will be coming to you later than expected.

    Which brings me to the rest of the post…
    I need to take up something with someone privately, so I ask that unless you’re a jolly dude dressed in red, or one of his helpers this is the end of the line for you guys. (Which I realize is a dumb thing to say considering I’m asking for privacy on a web page… but it’s something I need to get off my chest and will probably DELETE afterwards or I’m going to have a nervous breakdown.)
    Continue reading “Reasons for Christmas, FREE Hanukkah & XMas E-Cards… and STILL no damn newsletter.”

    What’s coming up in 1984… uhm, I mean 2004

    My stats are ridiculously low… at least here on WHUZZUP. I hear that same complaint on a lot of blogs I visit too. Like people went off on summer vacation, and never came back. (Most likely it’s “Supply and Demand”. I couldn’t *possibly* visit every site I link to in one sitting. And I’m sure I’ve pissed off everyone at this point to insure I’m not a “must read” anywhere.)

    Elsewhere, my stats dictate it’s painfully obvious that the people want escapism and entertainment.

    You may think I’m out of my mind for saying this… but I’m relieved.
    This takes the pressure off of me HAVING to write here constantly. I have way better things to do, like unroll a 2004 redesign (or three with a “skinning option”), make much-needed repairs on my fonts, free stuff, and e-cards sections… bring back the “The Guestbook FROM Hell”.

    And most of all, not have to discuss politics. I hate talking politics.
    It turns people off as much as my flame wars did.

    2004 Predictions: If you thought blogland was ugly with the Iraq war… you ain’t seen nothing yet. The Presidential race will be the nastiest viper pit of mudslinging, and emotionally immature and ignorant turdfest imaginable, and the web will definitely be one of the frontlines.

    As much as I’d love to slam back at all of the “bad asses” who are just beginning to be aware of world events, and are suddenly “experts”… I’d rather leave that to the pros.
    Continue reading “What’s coming up in 1984… uhm, I mean 2004”

    Eight Craaaayyyzee nights…

    The sun is going down here in the Poconos, so I’d like to take a minute to wish all my brothers and sisters of the kosher persuasion:

     

    Happy Hanukkah! 

    I was hoping to have my newly revamped E-Cards done (as I’m getting a ton of people searching for Hanukkah E-Cards), but like how thanksgiving came and went… there’s just waaay too many projects on my plate.

    But I would like to wish you all a good one, just the same…

    *Update 8:38 PM: Free Holiday E-Cards are up and running!

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