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When using axe body spray when you get out of a shower, it’s usually a good idea NOT to have a cigarette in your mouth while spraying.
Also, check the batteries on your smoke detectors since screaming doesn’t seem to alert the family to call an ambulance for you.
That is all.
Again the High-Holy day of the “Eternal Prankster” is upon us.
If you’re looking at this site in Internet Explorer, you must be going insane right now as the entire site is in mirror reverse (therefore having no idea why we’re all laughing at you right now.) If you’re on Firefox, you’re wondering what the hell is up with the title spelled backwards. Screw you what stroke of brilliance are you showing me for April Fools Day?
In case you’re wondering how this is done, put “filter:fliph;” in your CSS (Preferably in the “p” or “td”) and everything is “flipphed”. It’s an IE-only filter.
Oh NO! It looks like Problem Adults was hacked too! WTF????
And EW! That design is… well… WTF???? ~T~ and I have a reputation as designers to worry about!
Have a good one, you guys!!!!!
Live, from my guestbook, I am pleased to introduce…
A must in all gOdOfMiScHiEf arsenals is the ability to clear out a room… and this stuff reportedly STANKS even inside the bottle!!!!
Prank on the Future In-Laws reported 09 March 2006“As soon as I received this stuff I was giddy, almost too giddy. So the first place I wanted to try it out? — my girlfriend’s house, since her parents have dealt an enormous amount of hell for her the past year for living at home for free, I thought it would be a perfect place to unleash my Liquid Ass fury. I didn’t put that much on — I sprayed just like you guys said — in a sweeping motion.
Man, that house smelled like ASS! It was the funniest thing i’ve ever experienced in my entire life. Her mom was asking everyone to check their shoes, and was getting into a fight with her dad saying he must have drug in dog shit. I swear, not laughing was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.
Your product is the greatest thing ever created.
– Ken Donaberger”
Your spouse cheating on you?
Diagnosed with a terminal illness?
Laid off, or not getting laid at all?
First there was the “Bush = Hitler” protest signs, long before that was the clever knickname for Senator Clinton (“Hitlery”), and now everyone from Pat Robertson to Sen. Santorum is comparing the fillibustering Democrats to the Nazis…
Like Anton LaVey says in his books, “Simply put: Good is what you like. Evil is what you don’t like”.
Everyone is Hitler these days. That teacher who gave your child detention is Hitler, those spammers putting comments in your blog is Hitler… hell, that little bastard paperboy who keeps tossing your newspaper in puddles has GOT to be Hitler, right? Who else would do such a thing?
You’re all wrong.
You know who IS Hitler?
My gerbil. I have proof.
Sure. Look at him innocently running on his wheel, nibbling on his water bottle. I know he’s secretly plotting world domination and exterminating 55 million people.
You aren’t fooling anyone, fucker.
If you don’t think this is the funniest thing you’ve seen in the last five minutes…
1. You are a traitor and should be immediately shipped to Guantanamo Bay or Abu Ghraib (your choice)
or…
2, You saw something REALLY F**king funny five minutes ago (So never mind)
(I sure hope you’re not reading this at work with your boss looking over your shoulder!) 🙂
Gee like I never heard THAT before! 😛
Hold on, hold on… before you walk away laughing like the time I explained my getting out of a pool with cold water, let me redeem myself by showing the 4 possible results:
* If we fucked… we would never stop fucking (You scored 3)
* Meh… you were alright… but I’ve had better (You scored 4)
* I’d scream, you’d cum, and it would be over (You scored 2)
* I’d look at you and laugh, then walk away (You scored 1)
So maybe I’m not Ron Jeremy, but I was probably *this* close to studhood. I guess she didn’t like the “Police” fantasy as much as I was led to believe. 🙂
Totse.Com – My suicide note
I must be jaded or twisted… but the responses on their message board to this guy who just announced he’s committing suicide are hilarious!
For example:
Oh, the drama…
Animation Flash – Banana Phone
How long can you stay at this site, watching this page without going insane?
Quite appealing!
They should make a bunch like this….
Someone posted this picture on the Pocono Forums. Supposedly the Virgin Mary appearing on an underpass in Chicago.
Well, you know… it didn’t quite look like the Virgin Mary. (Well, at least not any part of her body that we would normally see!) I was beginning to worry that maybe EVERYTHING looks like a woman’s vagina to me now.
It’s been so friggin’ long that I’m actually amazed that I remember what one looks like!
Continue reading “Virgin Marys gone WILD!”
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